Ellie Blake

Venmo: Ellie-Blake-

[Ellie Blake @EllieBlake03]

If we had sex this year you owe me a Christmas present because there’s a 95% chance that you didn’t make me cum

[Ellie Blake @EllieBlake03]

I just told a co-worker a story and she told me “it sounds like you have autism.” So now she’s reading me the symptoms of adult autism to prove that I am indeed autistic 🙃

[Ellie Blake @EllieBlake03]

Somebody pay to break my lease I’m over due on switching up everything in my life

[Z ⚡️ @spintowin95]

my toxic trait?

I give people multiple chances because I want them in my life

[Ellie Blake @EllieBlake03]

Was supposed to get lunch with a friend, then I posted something opposite to her political views, she canceled lunch and is ghosting me. We CAN have opposing views and opinions while still being friends.

[lex @lexestep]

im hotter when im tan

[Sami Roberts @SoooSami]

“are you okay?” no, gas prices keep rising

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Naya @renaya64]

Don’t Skip.
YOU WILL HAVE MONEY TOMORROW

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

I’m ready for the sun be out until 9pm again

[Ellie Blake @EllieBlake03]

Does this mean we’re doing anal?

[Inked @Inkedmag]

Raise your hand if you have unhealthy coping mechanisms 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️

[jcrv @asapramoss]

gf gets drunk bf takes care of her

[♣️🃏randy 🃏♠️ @randyraydolly]

All I want for my birthday is a tattoo

[Ellie Blake @EllieBlake03]

That’s it I’m dropping out