Ellie Hampton

∧∨∧ I'm a peacock I don’t give a hoot about what you think

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Don’t lay your head into mine when you hug me. I have cartilage piercings healing and I don’t like you.

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@_missjake Can subscribe to your life? Cause this RESONATES

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Things Lexi has said during Star Trek
“I never knew you were such a nerd”
“So is this like power rangers”
“So he’s ugly”

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I stopped being nice, so that I could be kind:

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@_missjake @Pink @brandicarlile @benatargiraldo Yes of course of course

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Why don’t dangly earrings look as good on me as they do on dudes??

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@misskadiekirk Yeah! Screw that noise! I hate my lawn enough all on my own

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I don’t often make a mess of my food so why does it feel like I’m dismantling a bomb when I eat lunch in a white shirt?

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@SESchwartzman HE didn’t even know how to explain what he was offering! He elaborated and said something about “toys for your kids to play with”. But still I had to pinch myself hearing puppets being offered over the PA system at 5 in the morning.

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@SESchwartzman Hahaha omg either is an amazing story. No the actual airline like the people working at the gate brought out treats which isn’t that uncommon but THEN one of the announced on the intercom “we also have games like sudoku and puppets like these little puppets”

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@_missjake Tagging myself for the continued play by play

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Forcing myself to reflect on whether or not I’m really easy going or a depressed piece of shit not afraid of dying because I enjoy flight turbulence

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My coworker recognized my @HotMulligan tshirt and I’ve never been more excited to make a work friend

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The impulse to check your boarding pass for your seat number every second until you get to your seat in case you couldn’t memorize three characters

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@_missjake This works. You are now on the distro list.

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Living in a constant cycle of liking TikToks so that I can send them to people later because I can’t send them right away or else they’ll know how late I am up scrolling TikTok

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@Tristan_Boyce1 I believe you misunderstand

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She’s a 10 but she wears her hair up for 2 weeks every time she gets a haircut

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If you saw the state of my lips you’d be like “dang who you been with?” And I’d be like “a couple people actually, an orthodontist and a dentist, same week even”

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Is it “fucking hell” or “fucken ell”? Sending a work email and don’t want to sound stupid

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@misskadiekirk HOW did you know that was the exact song!? 😱

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Crying because I’m listening to The Cure and the butterfly I accidentally ran over pushed me over the edge. How is your Monday?