Ellie

[Ellie @EllieJones1998]

@jesshogannn @rihan1a @elodie_gill Oh my god😂😂

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my class couldn’t even line up in alphabetical order

[sierra💕 @xosi3rra]

so my cousin sent me this and...🥴

[Ellie @EllieJones1998]

So we’ve just seen a man devour a box of dairy lea triangles then walk up to a bin, open it, get a carton of milk out of the bin and start drinking it. Mad.

[ollie @ollieowenn]

do you hate me because I hate me

[Ellie @EllieJones1998]

@_emilycole @jesshogannn Apparently they are wearing the masks at the funerals too

[Ellie @EllieJones1998]

VB is that you? x VB Kisses @victoriabeckham

[horace @gayandold]

The toys in Toy Story when they saw Andy walking in to the room https://t.co/iHB6AoHjzS

[sam hansson-willey @sam_hansson]

*teacher hasn’t turned up for 12 minutes in high school*

don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: “if the teacher hasn’t come in 3 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave”

[EU Flag Mafia 3.5% 🇺🇦 @EUflagmafia]

I'd like to accept the job of brexit secretary

Day 1 AM - go to Brussels to apologise
Day 1 PM - Cancel Brexit
Day 2 AM - Organise big national festival. 50% remainer discount
Day 2 PM - Cancel new 50p
Day 3 AM - Scotland yard to investigate all leave bigwigs
Day 3 PM - prosecco

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

humanity is such a horrible plague

[nick grimshaw @grimmers]

lol when they come out of Love Island like "what did i miss?"

well.......it's now constantly hotter than the sun, England have won the World Cup and there is no government.

[Big H @BigHComedy]

YOU LOT THINK ITS A JOKE IF ENGLAND LOSE AGAINST SWEDEN IM GOING TO IKEA AND UNSCREWING ALL THE SHOW CABINETS AND BEDS

[Alex mckendrick @_alexmckendrick]

Don’t care if it’s “just a fish” but this is the most stinkiest, trampiest, most horrible shit you could do, makes me feel sick 🤢 brought up WRONG !!!!!!