Ellie

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

I failed the bank’s security questions as I got my full name wrong 3 times…. What have you achieved???

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

If anyone needs to stay awake for a considerable amount of time, source yourself some corticosteroid. Genuinely think I could last the next 5 days without even feeling tired

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

Actually they are dogs, it is definitely justified

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

The absolute chokehold dogs doing the “I love your daughter”, “what do you have to offer her”, “Nothing”, has on me is unjustified

[xlv @shadadzai]

this temu pig shirt advert that appears the top of my TL every time driving me crazy

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

Starting to feel back to normal, until you remember that the first thing you do after waking up is checking that you can see still🙃

[C h e l c e e G r i m e s @ChelceeGrimes]

Olympics is sick. I wake up, make a coffee, watch pistol shooting, archery, table tennis, eat lunch, watch swimming for 3 hours, watch horses do tricks, watch a skateboarding final, eat dinner, watch archery, tennis, more swimming, volleyball, brush my teeth, go to bed & repeat.

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

The Arsenal Women’s admins know what they are doing by just subtly making Lina Hurtig the main person on the socials today

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

RIP FA Player, you won’t be missed 🙌🏻

[Emily Keogh @emilyskeogh]

🚨The FA will be moving away from the FA Player for the 2024/25 season and will stream non-Sky Sports/BBC broadcasted WSL and selected Championship games globally on YouTube.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

Ok, seriously. How are there any residents left in Midsomer? And how has Scotland Yard not established a major task force to deal with the issue of a tiny village averaging 52 murders a year?

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

The absolute rage I feel when someone flashes their lights to let me go when it is my right of way is unjustified. YOU DONT GET TO FEEL LIKE THE BETTER PERSON FOR FOLLOWING THE HIGHWAY CODE

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

Time to move on and get hyped about some niche Olympic sports

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

Feeling stronger, enjoying the gym more, keeping consistent, knee feeling better and more stable every day, ALWAYS BRUTALLY HUMBLED BY THE LEG PRESS

[Max 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇬 @MaxRadwan]

Spain comfortably the best team in tournament and making it to the final. England going deep despite playing badly, what a 2023 Women’s World Cup tribute act this is.

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

watching ronaldo miss that penalty https://t.co/sAa0f3cddZ

[Everton @Everton]

Another clean sheet for JP1, as England finish top of Group C at #EURO2024

[lunatic 🌒 @yumna_1017]

If someone is bothering you about wearing sunscreen it means they love you

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

After a short term relegation my credit score has been promoted again

[Ellie @EllieKiBi]

So my credit score just went down as I spent £7 more this month on a credit card I pay off in full every month. SEVEN POUNDS!

[Cam @_camwba]

Really powerful rendition of the national anthem, come on England!