Ellie

[Pandora Sykes @PINsykes]

I don't typically believe in binaries but I do think that people can be neatly categorised into those who pee and then get into the bath, and those who pee, wipe, then get into bath

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@sollyk And always at point you'd utterly nailed morning wake ups. If anyone tries to share their Sunday morning cosy recharge moments with me SO HELP ME *shakes fist*

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

Just had first WHAM bar in 20 years and am sad to admit it did not live up to beautiful memory. Should have left it in the past. A little heartbroken.

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@ben_cajee @CBeebiesHQ Made me cry. If only there were spokespeople like this when we were small 🧡 Thank you.

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@tobymarriott 😫❤️❤️❤️

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@sollyk #Fortunately with Fi & Jane! xx

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

it's now more important than ever...

in these difficult times...

to not be an asshole.

♥️

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@_11Remember_ @sam_fitzpatrick

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@LettersOfNote @sam_fitzpatrick Who does this remind you of?

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

As we all know, it's #NationalScreenwritersDay, a 24hr period during which we are all bound by international law to read this superb job application letter--the best ever written--by Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM also loved it & took him on. He became an Oscar-winning screenwriter.

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@BoringEnormous @lubedistillery

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

@dodo @emmafreud @abbieelsiemay Made my night. Had to share.

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

When dinner is old, half-eaten pouch of 6 month old son’s pea & potato purée, you know it’s time to sort your fucking life out.

[Amelia Womack @Amelia_Womack]

An excellent question in Nottingham Railway Station 🤔

[Ellie @EllieKirbs]

Bloody excellent. Sharon, pass me the poptarts.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Both low and high-carb diets can raise risk of early death, study finds https://t.co/EKOqAm55et

[go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog @MattGrippi]

thinking about that time bradley cooper played the elephant man on broadway and instead of using prosthetics he just made a weird face

[4Jobs @Channel4Jobs]

Do you have experience of the TV production process? Programme Coordinator, Specialist Factual - Closing tonight! https://t.co/ZDbKBKDXnl

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

The average home in London costs over £500,000, three times the average for the country https://t.co/hahnScZ98s