Ellie Havard

media. marketing. movie-quoting.

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If you had told me before I became a parent how much time and money I would one day spend on different sippy straw cups, I would not have believed you.

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Marty can’t take his eyes off the #PuppyBowl

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The amount of hours I’ve spent watching Conan TV on Samsung TV was not what I expected for this year but I’m happy about it. @ConanOBrien

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Haven’t recognized anyone at the #MacysParade until Kenan and Kel showed up, if you wondering how old I am.

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Can baby daycare apps see how many times you’re refreshing the app? Asking for a friend

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Remember at the end of Legally Blonde how her dad just had a martini in the audience of graduation? What was that

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Have fully accepted that since the birth of my daughter, I’m probably responsible for 90% of views for this very obscure song

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Surprised by the lack of “Life Size” talk during this whole “Barbie” rollout tbh

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I feel like it’s a right of passage to attempt this if you’ve lived in NYC

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Scientists say they have documented the first virgin birth in a crocodile https://t.co/Nh7mnGrsNJ

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With the amount of @lawandordertv SVU we’ve watched this maternity leave, my daughter is officially never allowed to leave the house.

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New adulthood level achieved when I’m buying postpartum clothing in Costco.

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I can’t believe Rihanna did the Super Bowl Halftime Show pregnant and I can’t get up the stairs.

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Is it just the age of me / everyone on my feeds, or did everyone spend NYE on the couch this year?

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In retrospect, it was a DANCE CONTEST in Grease- so why did they play the hand jive where everyone does the same dance?

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@becza_haley I apologize to Marty in advance every day.

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Laughing out loud for no real reason

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Me.

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"I can feel the lbs dropping off already"

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@SamBaccala @lizzo YAH YAH DIIIIIII

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Is “just shoot me” the logical next 90s sitcom binge after “the nanny” and “frasier”? Genuinely curious about our choices.