Ellie

26 y/o nerdy smart mouth. Charming in a stubborn, irritating kind of way. Total mess of a human, but at least I’m funny? ❤️ 12/31/20 ❤️

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@LillianaFuture @giovasili Knife and fork for chicken tenders is right up there with knife and fork for pizza

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Let’s grip these shows tight and raise them from perdition.

#SaveTheWinchesters #RenewGothamKnights

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

Don’t use @avidplc! They’ll steal your pets! This poor woman tried to get her cat back once it was found but the company re registered the microchip illegally and won’t tell her where her cat is!

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@ADCH_News @avidplc @pettrac Give this woman her car back!

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

Give her the benefit of the doubt that she just needed to do something urgently at first until she started talking about Christmas and how they weren’t supposed to be open yesterday and how she really hopes the new guy Steven doesn’t quit, at which point she finally noticed him)

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@CircleKStores y’all have an assistant manager at one of your Pine City mn locations that’s at work so high on dope that she looked right at my fiancé & didn’t notice him after he stood in line behind someone else. It took her 10 minutes to realize he was there (he was trying to

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@TMZ How about pursuing legal action against the parents for not setting up a Coogan account instead? Neither Aaron nor Leslie would likely be dead today if the parents weren’t so awful. They’d have had resources for their mental health & addictions if the parents hadn’t bled them dry

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@TiffanyMcQuest1 @TMZ @TooFab That’s what I want to know too! Its literally free to stream for people to find and yet he’s had no backlash over it! Like how?!

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@TMZ @TooFab He’s literally a POS misogynist and proud of it, so. Just watch “The Man Show” on Tubi.

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

I don’t understand how Vin Diesel is 6ft. He has chihuahua energy, so I always just assumed he was like 5’6 and tried to act so tough to make up for it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

Please help. I’m pregnant and living in a slum. I will post videos from my TikTok showing how bad it is. @givebutter https://t.co/r1fql8HEEe

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

When you’re chronically ill & so used to being fatigued and pukey that you mistake the flu for your normal symptoms plus allergies & don’t realize until your fiancé is so sick that you’re trying to talk them into going to the dr 😬 At least I recognized I was too sick to work!

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

Well, the mystery flavor pop tarts we tried today seem to be cream cheese and foot flavored 🤢

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

All I want for Christmas is a will to live ✌️

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@khloekardashian Girl, your dad literally helped a murderer walk free 🙃

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

Lmao got a robocall from some random company that handles business calls and when it asks if you’re interested, it hangs up if you say “fuck off!” Finally, spam call technology is getting a little more considerate

[William | Mr. Kittens and Gibberish @KittenGibberish]

@hankgreen For shame. For shame.

[Molly Blue Dawn @WhatMollySaid]

@hankgreen At least putting sugar in your mother's Diet Coke isn't as bad as putting coke in your mother's sugar.

[Ellie @EllieMarilee]

@ColourPopCo 💎