Lizzie Kordosky

I work with kids and live with dogs.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

Fucking magnets.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Tylenol (paracetamol or acetaminophen) taken in pregnancy is to be blamed for autism

PREDICTION:

Tylenol will be banned in pregnancy

There will be no change in rates of autism

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

My mom only ever took aspirin. So where did my autism come from?

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

@ChillinEffect @realDonaldTrump Charlie Kirk: “I’m sorry, but if I see a black pilot I’m going to think, boy I hope is is qualified”

“I can’t stand the word empathy. I believe empathy is a made up new age term.”

What happened was tragic and horrifying. But don’t you dare make this man a martyr.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

@SportsCentralO No

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

@RealSkipBayless 👎

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

I am fucking disgusted and scared.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

She was, understandably, worried.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

Today I told my boss I wish I had been hit by one of the SUVs that takes our kids home.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

I have a kitchenAid stand mixer. I’m crying.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

Why does that Walter kid always got wet hair??

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

@bluebuffalove @WholesaleGeek @BuffaloBills @thurmanthomas @onemangang97 That’s so awesome to hear. Hearing that will make his day!

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

I’m not all caught up but Bergie deserves the world.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

A former person who had a big place in my life just posted a pic of themselves wearing one of those inspirational sweatshirts about the person behind them being enough and I’m just like….girly pop…you wrote a thousand word dissertation on how my menty b was selfish.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

Be an Alan in a world full of Kens.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

Being a teacher means I get to buy myself the trapper keeper I was never able to have as a kid.

And I’m gonna love it forever.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

My love language is making people read the books I love so we have more in common and things that we can both love.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

Could someone buy me a kindle? I’ll give you three gold doubloons.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

@CaityIsstrange Screw you.

[Lizzie Kordosky @EllieMeadows94]

Why am I upset that a guy ghosted me when another one is literally planning our wedding?