Ellie Sayer

World’s Okayest Grandpa

[its jess @__jessicaanne__]

*Writes poem to my professors to explain why I’m not in class*

I have to confessy
Life has been messy
Way too dang stressy
Feel a lil depressi
I need some rest-ies
Imma take a nap
Goodnight

[its jess @__jessicaanne__]

What color should i dye my hair for this episode of my mental breakdown

[Adrii13 @Adrii1310]

Ellie: is death just a portal that you yeet yourself through to get to heaven ?

[its jess @__jessicaanne__]

Just stalling

[its jess @__jessicaanne__]

I wonder if tears could be used as a good moisturizer

[its jess @__jessicaanne__]

I read into everything except books lmao

[its jess @__jessicaanne__]

I’ve been going to a Christian university for a year now and no one has proposed to me um i want my money back