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bad at this

[el @EllieSpatz]

tbh i think the best thing about being from colorado is telling people that Casa Bonita from South Park is real

[el @EllieSpatz]

use, get used, and get used to it.

[el @EllieSpatz]

if it’s gonna rain I should see some damn worms on the sidewalk. that’s all.

[el @EllieSpatz]

I am not blushing because you are being nice, I’m blushing because you made me UNCOMFORTABLE

[el @EllieSpatz]

@justine__haas at least you can reach the top shelf ? silver lining ?

[𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖎  | @rabbaniahmad_]

the fastest thing in the world

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

they don’t want to lose u but they forget to take care of u

[el @EllieSpatz]

I left my tv remote at work

[naim ⧗ ia @tealorswift_13]

GOODBYE 😭

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

RED ROCKS! We comin back for 1 night of magic this summer 🥰!!! Pre-sale tix avail today at noon mst, general on sale Friday at 11 am MST

Here: https://t.co/vsY9Y9leS2

[el @EllieSpatz]

@justine__haas i think you’re forgetting crack

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

Anybody else NOT HAD A COLD IN 15 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!????

[jesu$ @chuyhdz_]

WE FINNA BE OUTSIDE ALL SUMMER... after work tho

[Jonny Rivera @jonnyalejandro_]

Gonna tell my girlfriend I’m gay today 🤞🏾 wish me luck ❤️

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I have a big meeting at the Bank today and if everything goes as planned I’ll receive a lotta money.. I want to share it with ANYONE on my timeline that can use it....! Wish me luck.. I just gotta figure out where I put my Ski Mask..

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

“if you cancel student debt, it would be unfair to people who already paid theirs off“

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Discussing politics with family like

[el @EllieSpatz]

u know it’s over when your brain starts thinking you’re single and you’re not 😂😂