Ellen

How do you do, fellow kids? Problematic woman. Opinions are my own.

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

It’s that time of year where liberals argue that pride displays should be mandatory - which suggests it’s not “pride” as much as some kind of North Korean compulsory tribute.

This one has a bonus call for banning Chick-Fil-A ads. Because it’s 2012 again.

[Secular Pro-Life @secularprolife]

The idea that we can achieve equality with men only if we're legally allowed to kill our prenatal children is a pathetic form of feminism.

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

“Oh, cool, y’all are planning a big get-together for the President’s birthday?”

“No, it’s a protest.”

“So, large crowds will gather in his name across the nation on the day of his birth?”

“Don’t say it like that.”

“And there will be a cool concert?”

“A protest concert!”

“And people will have watch parties for the birthday concert? Kinda like a reality show dedicated to him?”

“No!”

“Will there be cake?”

“I hate you.”

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

Buffalonians watching a Sabres v Bruins:
We love Canada. Of course we know all the words to their anthem.

Buffalonians watching Sabres v Canadiens:
I swear on Seymour Knox’s grave, you let one Habs fan into KeyBank and I will slice you open with a bottle of Labatt’s

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

An indoctrinated child asks a racially charged question. Astronaut respectfully and intellectually explains that race has nothing to do with it.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

20 people were invited to see a video that exposes Palestinian propaganda.

Every single one had the same response: “I feel like a moron.”

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

just a note to the NYT editing team, Israel doesn't start with the letter J

so what does it stand for?

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

It wasn’t America’s gun owners who decided to allow Mohamed Bailor Jalloh into this country; that was the government’s decision.

It wasn’t America’s gun owners who gave him an eleven-year prison sentence when prosecutors asked for 20 years, and it wasn’t America’s gun owners who released him from prison after less than seven years; that was our criminal justice system.

It wasn’t America’s gun owners who decided to allow him to stay in this country after he had been convicted of providing material support to a terrorist group and repeatedly stated that he wanted to kill Americans; that was the government’s decision. It wasn’t America’s gun owners who decided there was no need to keep Jalloh under surveillance.

[AG @AGHamilton29]

How many Ukrainian Americans have been trying to blow up Russian preschools?

The only time anyone plays this game of pretending terrorism has context or is somehow justified is with Islamist terrorists.

[bita // بیتا @_b33ts]

Iranian here!

I want to thank American leftists for educating me these past few days & correcting my understanding of Iran & radical Islam

I almost trusted my own experience, my parents’ trauma, and what my family in Iran endures daily instead of your wisdom. What would I have done without your tweets & tiktoks ❤️

[Kyle Smith @rkylesmith]

“Trade out your entire fan base for gay porn aficionados” is quite the marketing idea

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

https://t.co/Su5vrA3MJT

[Mark Jeffrey @markjeffrey]

So they've created a border and designated certain individuals as 'illegal' within that border.

Huh.

[Ellen @EllieV_IA]

I feel like we all need this right now

[Ryan Sura @RyanSura18]

Who cares about the National Championship we have a GOALIE FIGHT IN THE NHL

[Ellen @EllieV_IA]

@annbauerwriter “Holes” by Louis Sachar. It’s a young adult/middle grade book but truly amazing. And the movie is made for kids but truly entertaining for adults, too.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

The red dot is where all colonialism and genocides take place.The green area is where peace and liberty flourish.

[Aaron Quinn @AaronQuinn716]

Bills vs Cincy game recap, a meme:

[Ellen @EllieV_IA]

@iowahawkblog Not sure enough of the car behind my great-grandparents is visible but would love for #DavesCarIDService to give it a go!

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

Good grief, people. Pull yourselves together. https://t.co/E5PTgQOT4z