Elle

Ex-Photographer 📷 • Owned by a cat 🐈 • Anglo-Italian 🇬🇧 🇮🇹

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

Hey guys, how we talk about My Chemical Romance and Take That is just how our parents talked about Bon Jovi and Queen when we were 11

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

And their customer service is so bad I genuinely take meds to calm me down now when I know I have to speak to someone

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

Honestly can’t wait to not be a Vodafone customer anymore. I feel awful for recommending them to my parents. They took over 3 months to install their full fibre and then the whole network goes down 2 weeks later.

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

Weird, my last Uber driver was an immigrant who picked me up from hospital and made sure I was okay. When he sensed I was having a bad time, he changed the topic and had me laughing before we reached my place.

Kindness, empathy and being a decent human has no race or borders.

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

It is 6am and the first thing my Uber has said to me is “hola no hablo ingles”

Mass deportations need to happen and they need to happen now.

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

@Keir_Starmer Can we implement this for the Brits as well?

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

@Greg0wen Knock-through coming soon? 👀

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

@Greg0wen Whyyyy is it making me kind of like him? 😂

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

@Greg0wen My teams chat was wilding over this at 9am

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

@natemcgrady @ryanvogel Spanking someone with it while it’s wet idk

[madison @madison_tayt]

you get wronged by ONE irish man and…

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Finally.

[Emily-Jane : 🍂🪐 @willbondspeare]

he looks like all 3 top gear hosts combined

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

Aaaaaah fuck I hope January brings us something as unhinged as the wonka experience this year

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

@Greg0wen ohhh GREG! LOOK at them <3 Pawrenthood can be overwhelming but SO worth it. and they'll keep each other entertained, they look bonded already. Please say this means cat spam?

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

Thank you Luigi Mangione for renewing the free-hot-points for Italians 👌🔥 🇮🇹

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

accidentally brushed hands with a guy on the handle of the fridge door in Lidl

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

Screaming HOTTOGO at the top of your lungs at the office party is therapy idc

[🎀🩷B A R B I E 🩷🎀 @tiandemi]

Don’t ask me what I’m buying in B&M, Home Bargains or The Range. It doesn’t work like that The shops will let me know when I get there.

[Elle @Ellie_Mole]

What have Colleen Rooney’s boys put her through for her to be this unphased in the jungle? 😂

[NewsThump @newsthump]

Foiled again...