Ellie M

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

@JohnnySpeed54 You still selling these?

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

@shreddy @Genflow_ WHY is the shreddy app so glitchy?? Love the workouts, hate having to constantly re enter my workout data and having the app crash on me… given a whole separate company is making the app surely it should be better than this??

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

@ASOS having a nightmare with your returns! Haven’t received refunds for any of these and you haven’t even acknowledged that you received my most recent return even though I dropped it off three days ago :(

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Got pinged by a twink on Grindr last night but due to a pilot scheme I just invented I decided to bang your dad instead.

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

Faye telling hugo about the ✨struggles✨ of having to get a boob job when he was LITERALLY born with a disability that required surgery but ok #loveisland

[Tessa Coates @TessaCoates]

‘Women being told not to go out alone’. How about men have to go out in pairs in case one of them feels they might do a crime

[Tragic Mike @SaintMichael293]

I tend to just talk shit on here but seeing the #NotAllMen rear it’s head around the Sarah Everard story is pathetic. Everyone knows it’s not all of us but it pretty much always is one of us. Now’s not the time to be looking for praise for not abducting someone, fucking weirdos.

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

@sainsburys why is none of the wrapping paper in my local Sainsburys recycled or recyclable?? Surely this is something you should have locked down by now. Super disappointed 😞

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

@tetleyuk I bought your 50 pack of green tea and I'm disappointed that it is wrapped in plastic! Would you consider changing your packaging?

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

it is finally ovfefe

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

yesterday @CiaraMueller said she's got a crush on Dick Strawbridge from Escape to the Chateau and I can't stop thinking about it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the era of doing tricks for treats. is over. starting today. i would like treats. simply for existing

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

an open letter to Margot Robbie to fund the reopening of Infernos next year seeing as she loves it there so much

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

@beccaclawson @SineadMurray7 I think: yes

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

@CiaraMueller This is amazing Hahahahah

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

Mini Minsh

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

it's true what they say about boys looking fit doing DIY watching my bf use wall filler is the best thing I've seen all quarantine

[Ellie M @EllieeMin]

What is it about quarantine that’s absolutely killing my self esteem minute by minute I am not SEEING ANYONE