El-May🐰

Grab it and slap it |

[El-May🐰 @Ellieroweurboat]

I miss the bad bitch I was a few years ago.. girl where you @ because I’m sick of this anxious, depressed sack of shit

[El-May🐰 @Ellieroweurboat]

#evri better count their fucking days. Legit like the 4th parcel I’ve ordered with “next day delivery” and it’s several days late.. wonder if this one will be damaged/stolen too🙃

[El-May🐰 @Ellieroweurboat]

@Becky_Lou_Lane I’m honestly slowly going insane!!!!

[El-May🐰 @Ellieroweurboat]

Trying to rent as a single person with no kids and a dog is a nightmare - how does anyone get accepted?! What is your secret?!

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

The sky has gone WOKE! Boycott air! Boycott breathing!

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Me if liking the actual worst guys ever was a job

[Nathaniel J Hall @NathanielJHall]

Cleared the homeless to make it look tidy, then flag sh*ggers left it like this.

[scoob @sphdnd]

How are men moving this mad at this day and age 🤣🤣

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10

[CATTY 🕊 @cattymp3]

i saw a tik tok comment that said “it’s not a dream body if it’s a nightmare to maintain” and i literally have not stopped thinking about it

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

They honestly don't see women as humans.

[kou leclerc @blursluts44]

all the fems being wonderful, educated, hard working members of society and the men are just. ken. it’s art.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

If you suspect a homeless person will spend your money on drugs, give it to them anyway. It may be the thing that stops them having life threatening withdrawal symptoms eg delirium tremens, robbing someone, or selling their body. Addiction isn’t solved by revoking their access

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

All of this.

[Gigi @ribbonbraid]

whenever a large number of men are all saying a girl is creepy or weird looking i know i’m about to see one of the most beautiful creatures alive. like it’s exciting