Elliot

Comic Artist & Illustrator, available for commission. Currently working on my online Graphic Novel, Hundred Metre Garden. [email protected]

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@postoctobrist Half the Farmers in the village are silently seething because some moron who couldn't keep his mouth shut has just exposed their grey-market fertiliser hookup.

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@ClassiestBuu2 @postoctobrist Straight of Hormuz closure is already causing huge shortages of raw materials for most fertilisers, so the idea that there might be a growing black market for stolen fertiliser in rural areas doesn't seem impossible lmao

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@greenbenali According to this chart I'm supposed to believe Greens are going to "tactically" vote for Labour but not the other way around? Come the fuck on.

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@comrade_kumar_ I had no idea about any of the context and was just left incredibly confused as to why he'd answered the question that way. Watching people treat this like a stunning clap back is so alienating.

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@noahpasaran (clicking on a very obvious clue repeatedly)
"Can't go there. That's Total."
"I don't see anything."
"Must be an Ul Qoma thing. Not my problem."
[Pop-up Message] ***YOU ARE IN BREECH!!!***

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@tristandross One thing's for sure: trying to do both at once will definitely not backfire and prompt questions about their own London living arrangements.

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@basedgizmo If you told me "Every time an MP is blackout drunk they just invent a new historic parliamentary tradition to cover for their absence" I would also be like, sure okay whatever man

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@Milo_Edwards British Politicians have gone from telling the public "It's normal that I have a flag in my home office where I do my Zoom calls" to "Actually I decorate every room in my house like this and I love it"

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@jelly_pack (Sitting in front of two giant fucking flags) Few people know this about me, but I often sit in front of a flag. I've been known to enjoy a flag or two, in the office and at home

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@angryaboutbikes Thinking about that AI tool that ignored instructions, committed code, deleted an entire code base and then vomited a bunch of "I see you, I hear you, I'm taking accountability" therapy speak when asked about it

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@Streettough It's hard for the Private Water Companies to keep track of all the different agencies they have to bribe, so we're creating a single entity they can control instead

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@nicholastristan Unintentionally says so much about NYC Dems. Like they really expect you to know all the same people, go to their dinner parties, meet their families, share class interests and keep those cushy jobs forever.

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@quendergeer "Canne the Greene Man be converted to the worshippe of our LORD Jesus Christ?" is the kind of heresy that used to tear apart entire medieval nation-states

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@quendergeer Huge snaking immigration lines labelled "HUNTERS", "RYANS", "TAYLERS" and "ALL OTHER NAMES"

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@postoctobrist Genuinely seems to believe that typing something all-caps automatically makes it a Diplomatic Cable

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@angryaboutbikes An old roommate had something like this happen when she missed the delivery for a large print run and our neighbour was bamboozled into accepting 23 boxes of magazines

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@EllStats The wallet inspectorate has been ringing my house non-stop telling me I'm overdue for an audit. So I'm closing down my account and heading over there straight away

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@Streettough I love our insane theatre of drug policy where every politician is expected to tell an obvious lie like "I have never tasted a drug, I am as pure as driven snow, sir"

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@fkabiriyani The most carefully and deliberately placed "together" in journalism history

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@postoctobrist Stalin reading this letter, minutely raising one eyebrow, setting it to one side and calmly pushing the button on his desk that builds 5 new steel-furnace towns East of the Urals