Elliot

[Azazel @AzarilMalak]

Found a walking pad on gumtree for £100.

Offered £70.

He said nah, so used my sisters account to offer £80.

He said yes so getting my other brother to message £75.

I don’t even want a walking pad. This is purely for the love of the game.

[athena 🍵 @gordsqueen]

because wdym temperatures might get to 38 degrees in some parts

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[Jesse Mermell @jessemermell]

An idea I need someone to run with: some sort of annual event in Boston that brings tons of Scots here. I’m not sure what the event is, but I think we can all agree that these incredible vibes can’t just be a one-off thing. Who can figure this out?

[smoky 🛒 @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[Jon Denton @JonDenton]

If you criticise art or entertainment without experiencing it for yourself, then your opinion is worthless.

One of the few hills I'm prepared to die on.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

matt hancock standing awkwardly close to a woman

@LordOfBrum

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Kneecap at Celtic Park.🍀

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Among the owners of Hearts, Celtic’s opponent in the title-clinching match, is the Zionist businessman Tony Bloom.

T. Bloom, who is also the owner of Brighton, is an open supporter of genocide who provides major direct financial support to Israel.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Hail hail ☘️

[- @TheFargoFella]

Other than that, all good mate?

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

"I think the most significant thing we've heard is Peter Kyle, the Business Secretary, backing the Prime Minister.

He's Wes Streeting's best friend in politics. They went & saw The Devil Wears Prada 2 together at the weekend."

Britain is so unserious 💀

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🚀 One for the ages...

#CELRAN | #CelticFC🍀

[KYO @ThaKidKY0_]

this video kills me all the time why does he have a 3 second realisation of his existence and forgets it a frame after

[Johanna Saunders 🕷🐇 @JohannaSaunders]

The UK voted the Tories out of office with a vengeance after more than a decade of mismanagement, corruption and scandals, so naturally the UK then opts to vote them all back into power again, under a different name, alongside the architect of the UKs decline via Brexit.
FFS.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar