Elliot Bond

We are rocking

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A cow takes grass (inedible to humans) and produces:

- Meat (complete protein + fats)
- Milk (complete nutrition)
- Leather (clothing, tools)
- Tallow (cooking fat, soap, candles)
- Bones (tools, broth, fertilizer)
- Organs (nutrient-dense food)
- Manure (fertilizer)

This is complete resource utilization from a plant humans cannot eat.

You cannot replicate this with any technology. The cow is performing chemical transformations we cannot industrialize.

Grass → complete human nutrition is alchemy.

The cow is worth more than any machine humans have invented.

It runs on rain and grass. Produces multiple products. Builds soil while operating. Sequesters carbon. Reproduces itself.

And we're told to eliminate them for environmental reasons.

While flying in almonds from California and soy from Brazil.

The stupidity is breathtaking.

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

Hey, Arthur 👋

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Pete Tong mbe @petetong]

Annie was a pioneer, a trailblazer and a role model, who possessed a relentless passion to discover and champion new & groundbreaking music.
During her career Annie championed everything from prog rock and punk to acid house, techno, big beat, breakbeat, dubstep and grime. She was also a pioneer in TV becoming the first ever female presenter of the hugely influential Old Grey Whistle Test alongside Bob Harris.

Annie’s always been a massive inspiration for me, in the sense that she carved out the path at Radio 1 - proving you could have a career in radio by just staying in your lane and specialising in championing new and exciting artists. Play what you love. She wrote the book on what music radio could be …. Quite literally. 

The last time I spoke to Annie I was raving to her about her recent memoir - "Hey Hi Hello" - I was spellbound by her anecdotes and recollections. Reading the book was like having an intimate conversation with Annie and she was encouraging me to do the same one day.
Annie Nightingale RIP

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

@SFTFirm @wordsofrizdom @OmarAgag6 @paladinbhutia @KP_39x @rorrez1 @MatthewRushfor1

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

@OmarAgag6 Goat 🐐

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

@Wrexham_AFC Currently abroad. Do I need a certain international account to buy and watch the live stream?

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

@spraggy Congrats, unreal achievement 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🎉🎉

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

@spraggy @AdamMcKola Can you watch the action anywhere?

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

@spraggy Unreal turn around. Let's go 🙌🙌

[KMart @KmartPoker]

I have entered the @wsop Main Event!

Giveaway based on my finish:

1st: $1,000,000
Final Table: $100,000
Top 100: $10,000
Cash: $2,500
Bust: $1,000

Retweet + follow me to enter

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

And it’s over. @TUFC1899 showed massive heart today.

Still nursing an emotional hangover from an unforgettable 111 point year for @Wrexham_AFC. Next season starts now. LFG ⚔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

111 points. What a season.

Shall we try it again next year? @Wrexham_AFC

We’re. Just. Getting. Started. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️

[Fearless In Devotion | WREXHAM AFC podcast @fearlessidzine]

#WxmAFC executive director @thehumphreyker delivers a stark warning to those praying the Hollywood dream comes to a swift end, now promotion has been achieved 👇

Full pod interview streaming soon or you can watch right away on YouTube: https://t.co/0DAYyocUBC

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

HE CERTAINLY IS!

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

Paul Mullin. That’s the tweet.

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

Days don't get much better than this. ❤️ @Wrexham_AFC

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

WE ARE CHAMPIONS!

AFTER 15 YEARS, WE ARE BACK IN THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE!

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Elliot Bond @Elliot_Bond]

@spraggy Got to be on de gea that. Either clear it or give it out right side

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

FULL TIME | Wrexham 3-2 Notts County

The Red Dragons blow away the Magpies!

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC | #WXMNOT