Elliot Ray

Thats him alright...

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

I can't keep from reading repercussions as Reaper Cushions.

Thanks TFATK.

#TFATK #Homelesscats #Changs #Apronsallday

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

Who do you think is the biggest star in the UFC outside of Conor McGregor?🤔

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

...
Podcasting is the male thirst trap

There.
I said it.

#podcasting #podcast #Today #news

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

...Am I alone in seeing the parallel of the Liver King being Jocko's evil twin..

Or is he Fredo?

#jocko #LiverKing #liverkinggate #jockopodcast

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

@missjessyjess Rowe looking like he failed a vision test at the DMV 🤣🤣🤣

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

Why are all these guys taking insta photos mid step?

We get it. Your going places.

Move on.

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

@MeganA_mma Nancy Pelosi

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

...Really can't tell if I just randomly got into Anime...

Or some of ya'll are over doing it with the filters.

#Filters #Anime #heatwave #instagood

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

@MeganA_mma

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

"Those disposable paper bowls were my life"

Lmmaaoo wut

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

CMV:

None of these hot sauces are spicy.

Ya'll ain't shit.
Drop this.

#hotsauce #toohottohandle #TacoTuesday

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

With all these filters and face tuning...Some of ya'll practically falling in love with nft's.

#bitcoinnews #NFT #thotlife #imgambts #LoveActually

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

793 AD

VIKINGS:

Come raid with us

ME:

Imma sit this one out

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

Food service workers:

Me: Why has my grocery shopping gone through the roof in the last year?

Also me: Because you were fed twice a day, at work.
For the better part of a decade.

Me again: ...Incredibly valid point.

#Foodservice #pandemic #Serverstories

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

Sleeping only two hours.

I learned:

I am the fucking Jonas Salk of pouring people Jim Beam and coke after they asked for a margarita

#bartender #GovBallNYC
#govball2021

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

Impossible Burger

Official verdict:

It's as if rice and beans banded together to muscle bovine out of the beef industry...Using their makeshift east asian cookshops that operate as money laundering entrepreneurship training facility.

..All in all?

A damn fine fraud.

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

...Why are all these forty-five year olds making videos complaining about their haters?

#MotivationMonday #haters #stopthehate

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

Dog the Bounty Hunter was just Paw Patrol for adults.

Don't @ me.

@DogBountyHunter
#Dogthebountyhunter #PAWPatrol #Nickelodeon #Netflix

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

...That moment you realize that spot with irregular edges Was just a coffee stain

#hypochondriac #skincareroutine

[Elliot Ray @Elliot__ray]

Look

I'm not a dictator. But...

I get it.

@HISTORY @NGeografic @BeingLarryDavid

#ReflectiveMonday