Elliot

I cant think of a Clever bio.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

LOL, absolutely brilliant.

[Shane Evans @shanevans]

It's so cute when Kansas City or Portland or wherever pretend to be the soccer capital of the USA.

There is only ever has been one answer and we're seeing it right now:

📍Seattle, Washington

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@AbdullV0 @SoundersFC A blistering 70 degrees at kickoff 😂

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@martylong123 @wsferries Relax, it’s the ocean, shit happens. It’s the world’s largest vehicular ferry service on earth.

[Lucas Ingham @LucasIngham]

Miss you, coach.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@GoDucksnet @awfulannouncing Yeah USC hasn’t been a 2 loss program in 14 years.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@thecmk So you want the train to go 86 MPH with 0 stops through a major metropolitan area?

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@WestCoastCFB College football sold the Cougs out. LA tech is never going to pull a crowd in November.

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

The 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 UW.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@WAStateHomicide @Chanaloulou Everyone hates on Everett but it is statistically much safer than the south end.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@gocougs123 Don’t blame the fans, blame the sport. They demoted us from a power conference, and made it so our entire team transfers after a winning season. It’s depressing.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@Wazzu_Coug @gocougs123 To be fair Eastern had Cooper Kupp.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@CaesarsDog @BGatesIsaPyscho Lmao I have been here for 32 years and it’s always looked like this. Maybe a bit sunnier actually.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@CaesarsDog @BGatesIsaPyscho Lmao claiming chem trails in western Washington is gold. We are literally known for our overcast and rainy skies.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@corb555 @pushtheneedle "Mixed use space" aka we are cutting costs/afraid to offend anyone, so we are leaving a huge empty concrete space. Visiting the piers in NYC made me realize how terrible the piers in Seattle are.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@bclem2 @PebbleTonic Barely, the metros are under 2 hours apart.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@transit_enjoyer @pushtheneedle There is already approved permitting for a new building in that parking lot.

[Elliot @Elliothylton]

@BassamMusaed @Grand_design0 @okaybuddyurtsh1 @4nozha @AussieSamurai @spectatorindex Qatar bribed their way into a world cup, then wasted countless billions building the facilities with near slave labor. All while knowing they would get massive global backlash. Qatar doesn’t give a shit about backlash lol.