This is insane. A hedgefund in an app, made for free, trained on real data.
If you connect an agent to it that can make trades with real money, and an SSH so that it can do it all day and night, all you have to do is set it and forget it.
CLAUDE 5 JUST KILLED WALL STREET'S $500K PREMARKET ANALYST
A Chinese girl built an AI that reads every earnings report, filing, and overnight headline before the bell rings.
Runs on Claude + Codex. One weekend. One prompt.
The numbers are insane:
- Junior analyst at Goldman: $250K/year
- Bloomberg terminal: $28K/year
- Her setup: ~$200/month
- Time to build: a weekend
- Skill required: copy the prompt
The grift opportunity is even wilder:
Newsletter guys are charging $99/month for worse premarket reports. Prop firms pay $1M+ per seat for the same signal. Retail traders would pay $50/month to wake up to this in their inbox.
One person + Claude + Codex + one weekend = a hedge fund research desk in your pocket.
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In 1988, Doctors told Pam Grier she had stage four cancer and only 18 months left to live. Pam Grier is 76 years old now. A real fighter in every sense of the world
A researcher has revealed that using your "wrong hand" can help prevent dementia
The simple habit challenges your brain by creating new neural pathways
All Ubisoft had to do was make this game again (preferably in a new city) and we're talking about a GTA sized, money-printing phenomenon, Omega level juggernaut in the gaming space.
BUT THEY KEEP MAKING ASSASSINS CREED.
Watch Dogs 2's Steam player count increased 16x over the weekend, rising from 1,000 to 16,000.
That's the highest player count the game has seen in years and is close to its all-time Steam peak of 18,000 concurrent players.
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Free agent center Mitchell Robinson has agreed to a three-year, $47.4 million deal to sign with the Boston Celtics, with a player option in third season, sources tell ESPN. Robinson departs the Knicks after serving a key role on the historic championship team.
Chloe Bailey fires back at a Tiktoker who called her outfit and hair to the 2026 BET Awards Ugly and a hot mess:
"This dude got a receding hairline, patchy beard and a beer gut talking about I look a hot mess, bro you can't even talk to me"
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