If #MLB wants to improve ratings (and poison kid's vocabularies), entire games will be aired just like this. No one would miss a pitch. https://t.co/o5B9F0jbgS
American Curling is gonna be the death of me.. I can already tell this is gonna be an emotionally unstable couple of weeks watching these rocks get tossed around like frozen Cornhole
Rules for the XFL
-A catch is...a catch
-You only enter concussion protocol if you’ve been decapitated
-No such thing as an illegal hit, not even with a crowbar
-No penalties
-Blindside hits are worth points
-Fines for anyone who doesn’t celebrate or grab their nuts after a play