Elliott Bunker

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

Every dollar you donate is a reminder that corporations and the ultra wealthy aren’t being taxed enough to support our society. But I guess I’ll throw a couple bucks in.

[Zach @Zacharyros3507]

In honor of Andre Braugher, here's one of my favorite scenes from Brooklyn 99

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@traceludeman It’s just called the friendship dong.

[The Redistrict Network @RedistrictNet]

Them: Don't talk about gerrymandering during Thanksgiving

Me:

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

Whoa. Dad went up to Wausau and nabbed a few Bull Falls beers. Their helles was really tasty and the Oktoberfest is pretty solid too. Check em out.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@jaimeeludeman

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Omfg @thatjoshmac

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

fuck yeah

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

Vote blue you fuckin nerds!

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

hell yeah

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@traceludeman You should see it.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@traceludeman This dude lives on the course and has a 7.3 handicap and a marriage that’s hanging on by a frog hair.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

I brewed a beer today. Been a minute since I’ve done that. But hopefully be sipping on a Mosaic Pale Ale with some pals soon.

[dom nero @dominicknero]

was really sick this weekend and thought about making this and somehow it worked way better than what i imagined in my fever dream

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@traceludeman Oh shit, girth does make a difference.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

I know everyone says it and does it really need to be said. But I will anyway. The Bear is so fucking good right now, it’s ridiculous.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@elocinecylla I've been doing it the past few weeks, but I needed prompts to keep things moving. It's good shit.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

Hummingbirds are crazy. Just insane thing for god to have created. The toddlers of the animal kingdom, one might say. Cracked out on insane sugar water, swords for beaks and enough maneuverability to cross your eyes. They’re my favorite bird at the feeders right now.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

Seems like a good day to start a rewatch of The Sopranos.

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@blckcat_hvymetl kinda

[Elliott Bunker @ElliottBunker]

@blckcat_hvymetl Dude. Wear some sunscreen!

[Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime]

me when i have a single beer