Elliott Graham

Born and still living

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

@thatbabevicki how's about instead of two children's books you can present two live children ?

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I am sitting on my couch, wish there was a hole in said couch so I can poop #firstworldproblems

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

@sanchoevans bass in your face make you wanna jack off #norwood #norwood

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@Lania77 do you know the muffin man , the muffin man the muffin man , do you know the muffin man his name is john snow .....bbbbbiiittcchhhh

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

Now I'm not gay but this is true , if I could marry anyone it would be Leo DiCaprio #i #am #gay #;)

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

I'm in a booty mood this evening #lovely

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#booty

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

Lol #GameOfThrones

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

@HydrodynamicH I don't know who you are but I like your jive

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

#propane #disney #hank

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Boop boop boop I gotta poop, scoop scoop scoop, scoop up ma poop #top40toyboysingle

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

I pray for the death of Jack Frost

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

Can mentally disabled people get hunting licenses ??? #imagine

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This makes me wet #HottieOfTheYEAR #sexy

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I hate homophobes! Pooping is basically opposite anal, and sometimes the poop is bigger than the penis #LGBT

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

The universe is like a beautiful woman , its so big and black and you just want to explore all its black holes #science

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

Do ASPCA commercials make you hungry ? #dogs #are #food

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Women are like the tree, tall, rough, and filled to the brim with squirrels #firstworldproblems #TheMarkedOnes

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

I'd be flipping shit #indieart #art #hipsters #are #stupid

[Elliott Graham @ElliottGraham29]

Watching a Sandra Bullock movie and blasting Ace of Base .....fuck yes #fuckyou #kfc #alone