Lone Star Toker

Most of my tweets are complaints about the human race

[Lone Star Toker @ElliottHuxley]

Would you rather have aids or the ability to not correct autocorrect when you post things?

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I like my women like I take my coffee.

Hot and silent.

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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear
The bongs loaded

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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear
Tell me more

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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear
I'm doing dishes

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"Secretly I hate and judge you all"
-a customer service memoir

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Beauty is all on the inside, so how about I get in you and see how beautiful you really are.

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@ProckishTyler @SheSmokesJoints on point

[getting less smacked @ProckishTyler]

@ElliottHuxley @SheSmokesJoints rooling is when you're rolling a joint and its so flame it makes you drool :) rooling

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Smoking weed, on my way too get weed, so I can be high before I go get high.

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@ProckishTyler @SheSmokesJoints how does one rool a joint, and what exactly is rooling

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"@SeasonedFashion: This outfit is perfect🙈 http://t.co/dqis5vTAv5"

Basic bitches be like...

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Next party I'm going to set up a booth doobies for boobies, you show me boobies I'll give your a doobies

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She gets passed around like a bottle of crown

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I just do me and fuck the rest

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#RelationshipGoalsAccomplished

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I like Facebook because it reinforces my hate for everybody daily

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@UBogart go with couch because standing up sucks