Elliott Imhoff

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Calvin And Hobbes embodied the voice of the lonely child http://t.co/v7KVkQ5mJq

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Peeing in the urinal directly next to your professor is a one of a kind experience

[Guardian US sports @GdnUSsports]

NCAA title game preview: how can Duke possibly beat Kentu... Oh http://t.co/hCAmNlahzY (Photo: Getty)

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I so wish I was in Madison right now!

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Hard poops>soft poops 💩

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I hope my parents and both my sisters have fun in Spain without me. I hear it's pretty nice there

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#TBT to probably the most important PSA ever created. https://t.co/J1I7mTNKeT

[Potato Appreciation @Potat0Facts]

U miss 100% of the potatoes u don't eat

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

RT if you're crying
FAV if you're crying
REPLY if you're crying
#ParksFarewell

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This is literally the saddest I've ever been. @parksandrecnbc #seriesfinale #byebyelilsebastian

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@jack_kleese they are seriously the worst

[Jack Kleese @jack_kleese]

Sad when people throw logic to the wind and jump on a hate-bandwagon because of something they didn't actually understand. Disappointed.

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@BradyMcCormick the number doesn't work 😢😭

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@SarahPrescottt i see you are working for that chipotle gift card

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

It's about Jesus today!

#GratefulnessRunningThroughMyVeins

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Easily the thing I missed most while away from college 😍

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If a ham sandwich is greater than nothing
And nothing is greater than happiness
Then a ham sandwich must be greater than happiness, right?

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@kenzieimhoff17 preach it sistah!

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Omg I have missed this food sooo much! #yummy #artsy

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Wow someone was feeling quite clever in the target bathroom