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[elliott @ElliottPeatling]

saturday night vs sunday morning

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Such sad news. RIP the great Sean Lock. One of the funniest, most influential comedians of a generation. A lovely man. 💔

[Hotspur Edition @HotspurEdition]

Huddersfield fined £50,000 for wearing a ‘fake sponsor’.

Eric Dier fined £40,000 for protecting his brother in attendance.

Milwall only fined £10,000 for racism.

But we are supposed to believe the @FA take racism seriously? Absolute joke.

[elliott @ElliottPeatling]

@joshdent_ gramps has got twitter then

[elliott @ElliottPeatling]

@zacmurphyy1 @TAMurphyy rules are rules.

[elliott @ElliottPeatling]

@ihatetomaustin YERRR

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Turn the NHS logo upside down.
Super Hero Nurses.

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

is... Britney Spears claiming to have run a sub-6-second 100 metres?!?

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

I dunno but he looks polite as hell.

[Gillian OShaughnessy @GillOshaughness]

I’m on the edge of my seat!

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

It’s just one fucking thing after another for eels isn’t it?

[𝓓anny @Danny_R67]

Bouncers when they see two cunts going into the same cubicle