𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕒 🕷

seth rogan & manatees

[𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕒 🕷 @ElliottShea]

lil bean due in a few

[brooklyn babyy @thee_SACK]

This is what releasing your inhibitions looks like

[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Nobody:
Me to me: fuck i’m funny

[trash jones @jzux]

there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts

[𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕒 🕷 @ElliottShea]

NO

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘New Girl’ is leaving Netflix after 10 years on the platform.

[𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕒 🕷 @ElliottShea]

😎

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

behind every hot girl was an obsession with hannah montana in their youth

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

i can’t wait for spring i’m going to hangout on the porch soooo hard like nobody has ever done before

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Here is a baby beaver for no reason.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Been a hell of a year

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me whenever i start talking

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me to me

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy friday

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me

[jacky @jackyarre]

I bet my ex-coworkers haven’t had a good laugh ever since I quit 😪