Elliott

I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar even if it's not correct.

[Elliott @ElliottTrees]

Can't believe someone genuinely got engaged at the SU with high school musical as their karaoke song choice...

I give up on society.

[Dan Johnson @DanJohnsonNews]

Conservative MP Charles Walker seems broken by tonight's events - tells @BBCNews he is livid with colleagues

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

In fairness, my mom uses my OnlyFans account.

[Elliott @ElliottTrees]

@JasonManford heard you’re looking for a more eco friendly family vehicle? Give me a shout I can sort you one no problem. Best service and best car! Give me a DM

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

If you're looking for some joy this morning then please check this out

[Elliott @ElliottTrees]

What kind of an excuse is that? After the death of his mother? “Yeh me dog died mate so I started looking at children!” Fuck off you disgusting cunt! Prick

[Andrew Bardsley @ABardsleyMEN]

“Many people lose their partner or relatives and don’t resort to looking at indecent images of children.” https://t.co/oxqDQFeSzZ

[Trent Alexander-Arnold @TrentAA]

You’ll. Never. Walk. Alone. 🏆 https://t.co/cLoVqjWT6v

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

If tackling was an art, then he is Picasso. 🎨

[ʎןןǝʞ ʍǝɹp @DidYouSayDrew]

Drake house cool and all but Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys crib is my favorite. You can't beat the views.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Something to put a smile on your face 😁

We check in with the Reds before another online squad yoga session - big smiles, togetherness and a special birthday singalong.

At times like these, it's important to keep active together and stay in touch with family and friends.

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

He’s dangerous him yeno hahahahaha

[Jess. @jessicaaapeters]

The fact I’m not in the pub on st paddy’s day means shits getting serious

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

The Premier League has scrapped players shaking hands before matches due to covid-19

[Abdi @AbdiTV]

Not all hero’s wear capes https://t.co/G2rQ02qD0H

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

No way 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/xKonW6HtGj

[Elliott @ElliottTrees]

@paige_790 I will if you fancy being constantly bored! 🤣

[The Sun @TheSun]

Starlings flock together in stunning murmuration over a lake in Ireland

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

My son and mates have a new game. They go for a night out in the town of whichever team scores first in a 3.00 match today. Bolton it is.