Elliott Jepson

Calvin Schmalvin

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[SPW @suzPOV]

What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Top Gimp. Top Gimp. Top Gimp

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

In the depths of despair, a chant shapes reality.

Top G. Top G. Top G.

Bursting forth from chaos emerges the embodiment of virtue and hope.

A presence which rattles the earth, championing the oppressed and dispelling darkness.

HES BACK.

#FreeTopG

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

@ashtynnastassia Deffo looks like I watch cartoons. Ffs ahaha

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Wish this guy would fuck off

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

@ashtynnastassia Hahahaha. That his name? I keep seeing that same pic pop up on twitter all the time

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Cunt sits on my roof in the morning

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The world’s loudest bird, the Brazilian white bellbird’s mating call peaks at about 125.4 decibels

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

@Tim_Wilcox The shit they spout on that programme is mad. Just make up ‘news’ I swear aha

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Strikes happening every day. Countries on its arse. War in Ukraine. Earthquake killing thousands in Turkey. But do we need banter police. Get to fuck

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

'Landlords should be on the ball.'

@iamtomskinner says pubs shouldn't have to employ more staff to be 'banter' police, landlords should take more responsibility for the behaviour in their pubs.

[NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ @naomiosaka]

Share a vid that lives in your head rent free.

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Up the fucking darts

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Lauras excelled. I don’t even like formula one but they’ll be shimmering on the dance floor

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

People are actually thick as pig shit aint they

[charlotte thorpe @CharlotteThorp3]

I have zero sympathy for the rail strikers, worst time to strike. They’re expensive anyway and never on time - hopefully people use other transport and it backfires on them

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Your mrs has got a cock mate

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 🥇

#GER | #FIFAWorldCup

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

@Tim_Wilcox Big chewy back post

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Which ones R2-D2

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Star Wars cast out of costumes: Harrison Ford (Hans Solo), David Prowse (Darth Vader), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia), Kenny Baker (R2-D2) and Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) circa 1977.

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪 what we like

[george @StokeyyG2]

Forest have signed so many players, they are still doing initiation songs 44 days after the window has closed😭

[Elliott Jepson @Elliott_Jepson]

Yh sound

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Non-stop singing. ❤️