Elliott Thomas

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

remember when it was cool to bring a pet crawfish home from school?

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@alannawamboldt https://t.co/YNqeOxoNGd

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

@ElinaCasell Are you going to be at the game tonight?!

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Rob asked if i was staying for the packer game but i told him i was staying for the pie and then going home 😋

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

how lucky was 1981 to have birthed both justin and britney?

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

Don't you love when you were a lazy piece of shit last night and now you're stuck getting gas at 6:30 in the morning on your way to work? 🙃

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

Things learned watching stranger things: 1. Don't stop playing before you finish the game. 2. Don't leave your friend to go be with a guy.

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

I'm just excited for Hjalmarsson to move back to Chicago so my chances of meeting him increase from 0% to like 4% 🤗

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@christina_62442 hahah I rememeber this but who said it?!

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

I feel like I'm working at Disney again by saying today is my Friday 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Dream big.

2008: Singapore's Joseph Schooling met idol Michael Phelps
Last night: He beat Phelps in the 100m fly

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

ew Jordan Rodgers was in pitch perfect 2 😒

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dude in a minivan was driving with his man flip flop hanging out the window. I hope he realizes his leg will become detached if he crashes

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@Chaunetteb Chaunette Shaw has the PERFECT ring to it! Congratulations!!! 💍

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

.@JoelleFletcher Don't do it!!! #TheBachelorette

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

when you get a GoPro and you name it Amzie crew because let's be serious what I'm going to use this camera for

[Elliott Thomas @Elliott_Thomas1]

amzie and I yawned at the same time and I swear it was the cutest thing ever