madden

[madden @Elliottmadden02]

@dcamer0n78 @Creamfields I don’t know this kid

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Illegal to leave home FUCK OFF

[DL @djl283]

Both✅Thankyou

[Solardo (blue tick) @solardomusic]

If it comes to it the party WILL go underground just like its did in the 90s and prevail. Think what you want. But this is FACT !!

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

do these restrictions mean i have to let one of the 7 kids locked in my loft go??

[Barrington Patterson @Iamzulubaz]

See people get upset when you break the lockdown whilst our NHS are working tirelessly to save lives #StayHomeSaveLives

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

government shutting down pubs and restaurants to encourage social distancing but asda is like fucking creamfields

[madden @Elliottmadden02]

@burnettsam3 @iRoNiCCHRIS06 Rimming it a bit here Sam

[madden @Elliottmadden02]

@jsdalton2 I don’t get that one

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

injury lawyers 4 u are shit. when our neighbours 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing our fence they told me to take photos of her gash. guess who’s in court tomorrow

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

back to graft. can’t be fucked. place stinks of despair an bitterness. small talk in staff room is at an all time low. anne asked me if i had a nice christmas. i snapped. told her not to talk to me and that i hope her cat dies. she tears up an told gaffa. disciplinary incoming.

[Manny @SuppressedSikh]

If 20 US Soldiers are dead, We are about to witness the most devastating and brutal retaliation since Ulrika Johnson answered Stan Collymore back.

[DL @djl283]

Any highlights off that strike from Iran?

[Barrington Patterson @Iamzulubaz]

My final response directly to postcode Bobby regarding him changing the rules to his charity fight that he called out I can’t be involved as I have fight experience lol shame he didn’t drop in the rules before I offered five bags 👊🏾

[Ahmed @ahmedIfc]

Scenes at Man City's trophy parade

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Ashley Young putting in crosses for Man United. https://t.co/L3Dao1z45t

[Metro @MetroUK]

This builder was fired after posting this video to Snapchat. Do you think it's funny or offensive?