Elliott Mckenney 🐢

Yes. Mayonnaise is an instrument.

[David Harewood @DavidHarewood]

Can’t sit down.
Can’t kneel down.
Can’t raise a fist.
Can’t stand still in peaceful protest.
Can’t walk in peaceful protest.
If you don’t understand this rage then you need to educate yourself because your part of the problem.
#BlackLivesMatter

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@creedbratton I’ve never had a grandpa. tonight I decided you are my grandpa.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@johngreen & @hankgreen I’ve had a pizzamas crisis... how can I get in contact with you to hopefully solve a problem?

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@johngreen it’s about dang time we started Looking for Alaska. Thank you.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisGethard I do too

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@chrissyteigen Hon you is fine and fuck any lame ass hoe that tries to talk shit behind a computer. Who cares what anyone thinks. Sad lames that cant hang.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@BBBaumgartner Bruh what Greenville you tease

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@rainnwilson My boyfriend says my mom is doing good.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisEvans I need you to confirm the status of Goose the not cat for my boyfriend, he only trusts your word, did goose survive the snap??

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisGethard I’m so upset I won’t get to see you in NC OR SC BUT I HAVE IMPORTANT INFO YOU NEED TO GO TO FORK N CORK IN WILMINGTON FOR THE BEST MAC N CHEESE APPROVED BY GUY FIERI. PLEASE DONT MISS OUT ON THIS GEM.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisGethard I’m having a serious debate and would appreciate your input. Do you agree or disagree with Mulan being acknowledged as a Disney princess? I’ve asked Mr. Ja Rule what he thinks but he won’t tell me. We need your input.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@Ruleyork I really need to know. How do you feel about mulan as a Disney princess?

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@Ruleyork I have an important question. I need to know what you think about Mulan. Do you think she’s a disney princess or no?

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@JenHatmaker Hey mom, remember me? I’m down to see Mary Poppins.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisGethard Is it only on stitcher premium?

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisGethard Please tell me that I had something to do with inspiring you... also rad I’m competing through grappling industries in December! Good luck!

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@TJDillashaw aye boo you coming to Charlotte? Thought I saw a meet & greet on a billboard but can’t find info on it.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

Yusssssssss

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Retweet if @ThomasDavisSDTM's return makes you happy and we'll pick one lucky winner for his signed jersey!

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisGethard Seems like a good reason. Well, I’ll let you get back to your busy day. Thanks for helping me procrastinate on studying for midterms! Look forward to reading your books after tests.

[Elliott Mckenney 🐢 @Elliottmckenney]

@ChrisGethard how long have you been doing jiujitsu?