Ellis

pure Carling drinker unless cheaper options lazy builder overweight Englishman +gravy lover

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@GordonBrown Our sleeves character building we lived on what we could afford hand me downs no foreign holidays no I’ll pay you tomorrow loans as proper English upbringing don’t spend what you can’t afford

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@GordonBrown Bullshit 5 million into poverty I grew up with fuck all my mother didn’t have a iPhone and Nike trainer on her feet we eat toast around a shity gas fire whilst in a dressing gown we never ate McDonald’s or takeaway she cooked after dad did a 14 hour shift we wiped are nose on

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@GilbertoEZayas Looks like stale bread left in the sun for 36 hours need at least 6 pints of water to consume them

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@daisbcfc Put them away and piss off then

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@jack_twine28 @cisa_cisah Piss of DJ stay out my twitter feed

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@TheMontyDon Ain’t this the cunt out of homeward bound where’s chance and sassy

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@todayyearsold Me Sunday morning 7am blocked nose minimal sleep carling on my breath fingers stinking of crab sticks thinking I need a life style change

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@PintsDrank @RatePints Dortmunder union Bell inn launceston

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@dale_may_ @PintsDrank Ooooh cheeky half don’t let @RatePints know

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@NoContextBrits When James Wade ain’t playing darts

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@RatePints can of Bud light (no pissy pint)

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@RatePints About time you’ve rated me properly 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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@phil4merica2 HP sauce over lashings of pepper

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@mhdksafa 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Bond hasn’t got to be white as long as he’s fucking English/ British don’t need a yank cunt playing the greatest roll a actor play

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@eatinerni UK hands down

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@MMAJunkie His mum is his cousin and his dad is his granddad with people looking like this there’s still hope for me yet

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@PintsDrank @RatePints Heineken halfway house Liskeard

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@RatePints @PintsDrank Have you ever scored a 10/10