Ellis

(Parody)
Howdy fellers. Name's Ellis.

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

I ever tell you fellas bout the time my buddy Keith tried playin' tank run? Well turns out, he didn't really have much fun with it. I mean it wasn't bad or anything but like- he kept dyin' a ton and rage quit? See he didn't know the meta! and the meta is... JUST RUN!

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

Yup!

[Francis Left Four Dead @Ihatebillsplan]

They have

fuckin' bagged milk.

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

HELL YEAH THE RIDERS ARE BACK!

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

What?

[Francis Left Four Dead @Ihatebillsplan]

What

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

Howdy Coach!

[Coach @BurgerTankEater]

Hey all! It's your old buddy Coach, back here.

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

They's weird up there, like, I ain't know nobody from there but like 's strange I mean they gots them syrups and bagged milk- I think.

[Francis Left Four Dead @Ihatebillsplan]

I hate Canada

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

My buddy Keith told me to revive twitter

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

i love adrenaline

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

I been on vacation.

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

I AIN'T KNOW THAT

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

I seen Coach speakin' to some old guy.

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

I lost Nick's ring.

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

Howdy.

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

HOLY SHIT NICK YOU PLAY ROBLOX TOO?

[Jimbo The Janitor @JimboMopson]

This is slander.

Ellis plays... Roblox. Yeah.

@EllisMechanics dont'cha?

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

I don' think so.

[Francis Left Four Dead @Ihatebillsplan]

Ain't that the..

Cowboy from toy story."

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

HOLY SHIT! HOWDY!

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

It is!

[Francis Left Four Dead @Ihatebillsplan]

Hey, stupid hat.

I don't think that RDR3.

[Dr. H.P Coomer ⚛ @Dr_H_P_Coomer]

Wonder when she'll be mine! She walk past I press rewind! Just to see that ass one more time

[Ellis @EllisMechanics]

I hope Coach gets me RDR3! I WANT IT SO BAD! HERES FOOTAGE!