Ellis

Jack of some trades. Cannot be trusted with chocolate biscuits. (he/him)

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@TheKavernacle it's actully really sad though...
that he won't get to lose his seat at the GE

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@Zafarcakes tyvm for speaking up

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@Zafarcakes @BBC tyvm for speaking up

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@GianmarcoSoresi https://t.co/SVCpZKi2Pr

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you couldn't make "The Office" today, it's hundreds of episodes, we don't have that kind of time

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@Srirachachau they say this kind of stuff because Larry David is better than Jerry Seinfeld, but the show Seinfeld is still better

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you couldn't make "The Office" today, it's hundreds of episodes, we don't have that kind of time

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@Johntheduncan heightmogging the bathroom spiking the hotel's cortisol and etc

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why hasn't someone ****** **** **** yet?

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@klara_sjo tysm

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@LucyJon88806418 @Zafarcakes lessons have truly been learned

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@LucyJon88806418 @Zafarcakes my own comment: I apologise and take back what I said about Bilal and Bilal's mum, I'm sure they're wonderful people

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@LucyJon88806418 @Zafarcakes Bilal's mum is a brand

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@LucyJon88806418 @Zafarcakes Bilal is a toothpaste

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@NoJusticeMTG well, you can prove anything with facts can't you

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@Johntheduncan proportional gayness correlated with day length

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@Streakofscarlet @TheKavernacle lol was kind of a funny muddled video to combine anti-platner with stop criticising me/saving face etc

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they say logging on here is bad for your mental health, but on the other hand I get the perspective of seeing that there are so many people that are way more unwell than I'll ever be

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@NoJusticeMTG send 'em over pls

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@GHWTowler this tweet must seem like an absolute banger if a bowling ball has fallen on your head

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@Johntheduncan yeah the stiff leg part will be tmrw aha ha ha hashtag gym humour