Andrew Ellis

[Joshua Eustis @telefontelaviv]

This is the culmination of “necrophilia” in the Erich Fromm sense - not sex with corpses, but a love of death. An obsession with mechanization, lifelessness, and ultimately the removal of humanity from everything. These people are sworn ideological foes to anyone who loves life.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@johngibbonsblog *every tournament

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@johngibbonsblog (Couple of swears to censor with a sharpie but he does a great one every year (and makes great T-shirts))

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@TheOhioRob @innerthoughtsol @wesstreeting Being ill-informed won't make your hair come back, buddy.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@TheOhioRob @innerthoughtsol @wesstreeting "Killing hundreds of people every month in response to a terrorist attack three years ago is fine if the net population remains positive" isn't the flex you think it is, especially as the chart above won't include passive deaths due to destruction of infrastructure et al.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

POV: it’s 4:13am at the afters and you’re an unattended, open packet of Marlboro Lights.

[Champions 25/26 🏆 @SalibaTequila]

Overground is your best bet

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@TheGaryLambert He’s really good mind, I wanted him last year before he stepped up a notch purely because a West Ham player called Hackney felt too good a fit to not do.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@badwool9 Pay-ETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@MightyDanovski @MarkGordonMedia @swearimnotpaul Julian Dicks once beat a man to death with his own shoes.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@MightyDanovski @MarkGordonMedia @swearimnotpaul It's a gamble if you're not good at it.
Like with Cantona's technique, and anyone elses.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@MightyDanovski @MarkGordonMedia @swearimnotpaul

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@MightyDanovski @MarkGordonMedia @swearimnotpaul Take a look at his record in the top flight, and his free kicks and I think you’ll find his technique is fucking exceptional.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

My president.

[Mark Gordon @MarkGordonMedia]

A lot of talk about penalty technique since the Champions League Final. There is only one correct way to take a pen, the Julian Dicks method!💥

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@bartlebooth45 This is how I hold my toddler at least 4 times a day and tell her that it's ok to have big feelings (she's angry because she wants food items / toys that we either don't have or don't actually exist)

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Haha bit of banter and people go nuts chill all people.

[Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat]

@clarabeepbeep Just mentally ill x