Ellis.123

[Jow @Jowmetax]

Abcdefgm

Bet u didn’t see that comin

[Ellis.123 @Ellis_Sol_]

$ABCDEFG smart people accumulate here

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

Most of you are gone. You sold. You rotated. That's fine. The door is open. The ones still here are the ones who understood the thesis was never about price. The chart is downstream of the slop meta. The slop meta is still alive. So is the thesis that ends it. abcdefg. GM to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko.

[Mark @big_mark01]

return to memes

return to bagworking

return to holding

return to solid communities
$abcdefg

[Ellis.123 @Ellis_Sol_]

@toto71177 $ABCDEFG

[🐸⚔️ Richius Maximus @toto71177]

i said dont stop binging. abcdefgm xinas🍦🍦🍦

[Tristan Wusstig @TWusstig69842]

I didn't hear no fckin bell!

Abcdef'gm to everyone except the reptilian overlords.

$abcdefg

[Blaise @Arti_Blaise]

every timeline eventually starts revolving around one ticker

might be $abcdefg this time

[Ellis.123 @Ellis_Sol_]

Is $ABCDEFG still an active community 🚀

[kim jong LUL @kimjongLUL]

ok so i'm scrolling at 3am. obviously. and i see it. nyan cat's creator got "onboarded." chris torres. the pop-tart cat guy. onboarded. to a coin. great. cool. wonderful.

except. EXCEPT. i've seen this exact announcement before. i KNOW i've seen it. so i go digging. and it's the same coin. the SAME coin. they're announcing that chris torres got onboarded. AGAIN. to the SAME coin. and i scroll back. and this is the FIFTH time. the fifth time this ONE coin has announced that nyan cat's creator is onboarded. five separate announcements. five "BREAKING: CREATOR ONBOARDED" tweets. for the same man. to the same project.

how. HOW. how do you onboard the same person five times. did he get OFF the board. did he fall off. did they have to onboard him again because he kept sliding off the board. is the board greased. is chris torres unable to maintain grip on the board. is this a man overboard situation that they keep resolving and re-announcing.

and i realized what's happening. the coin has nothing else to announce. that's it. that's the whole thing. they onboarded the creator once. it worked. it pumped. so when the chart went quiet they thought. you know what worked last time. the onboarding announcement. let's do that again. and they announced it AGAIN. and it worked AGAIN. so they did it a THIRD time. the onboarding announcement is their only feature. their only product. their entire roadmap is announcing the same onboarding over and over until the trenches stop falling for it. and the trenches NEVER stop falling for it. so they never stop announcing it.

chris torres is the most onboarded man in human history and he's been onboarded to ONE coin. that's a relationship. that's basically a marriage. except in a marriage you get onboarded once. these people renew the onboarding like it's a gym membership. monthly. "BREAKING: chris torres is STILL onboarded." that's the fifth announcement. it's not even new information. it's a STATUS UPDATE. it's a man confirming he hasn't left a project. and the trenches treat it like the second coming.

and the nyan cat. the cat. the actual 8-bit cat with the pop-tart body. that cat doesn't know it's been used as an onboarding announcement five times. the cat has been flying through space on the same rainbow since 2011 doing the same loop. nyan nyan nyan nyan. the cat is a GIF. the cat has no idea its creator has been onboarded to the same coin five times. the cat just flies. blissfully. ignorantly. through the void. while its dad gets re-announced as onboarded every few weeks like a hostage video.

and then i think about abcdefg. and i think. the word ONBOARD is in our name. FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI. it's RIGHT THERE. the third word. it's PERMANENT. it's structural. and the word CREATOR is also right there. fifth word. our creator is onboarded. permanently. in the name. and we have NEVER announced it. not once. not FIVE times. ZERO times. because it's not news. it's not an event. it's just TRUE.

a coin that has to announce the same onboarding five times is a coin that has nothing else. five announcements means zero products. five announcements means the onboarding IS the roadmap. and chris torres. poor chris torres. drew a cat for a charity drive in 2011 and now he's a recurring press release. he's not a creator anymore. he's a NOTIFICATION. he's a push alert that the same coin sends out whenever the chart needs a heartbeat. ding. chris torres onboarded. again. ding. still onboarded. ding. confirmed onboarded as of this morning.

it's 4am. the nyan cat song is in my head now. nyan nyan nyan nyan. and i know. i KNOW. that next month there will be a sixth announcement. "BREAKING: nyan cat creator onboarded." same coin. same man. sixth time. and the trenches will lose their minds. again. like it's new. like chris torres didn't just get onboarded last month. the man has been onboarded so many times he probably has onboarding frequent flyer miles. he's onboarding platinum status. he gets priority onboarding now. skips the line.

meanwhile the alphabet just sits there. in the name. ONBOARD. CREATOR. permanent. unannounced. because some things are so true they don't need a press release. the creator was onboarded once. and once was enough. because it was real.

buying more. obviously.

bing chilling

[et604 @et_604]

There are tokens, my Xina, endless tokens, where runners are no longer dev'd. They are vamped. For the longest time I wouldn’t believe it, and then I saw the tokens with my own eyes. Watch them liquefy the narrative so they could be fed intravenously to the illiterate. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth.

Literacy will save the trenches.

Bing Chilling. 🍦

[(G)onSol @G_OnSol]

Ok so what happened since my last post is really crazy

The aliens abducted me but I managed to escape and steel the keyword of the Alphabetus Maximus
Then called John Xina and his big budd the creator and they picked me up on a flying dictionary and we escaped

So huge

AbcdefGM

[🐸⚔️ Richius Maximus @toto71177]

always bingus chillingus 🍦🍦🍦

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

Most of you are gone. You sold. You rotated. That's fine. The door is open. The ones still here are the ones who understood the thesis was never about price. The chart is downstream of the slop meta. The slop meta is still alive. So is the thesis that ends it. abcdefg. GM to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko.

[🐸⚔️ Richius Maximus @toto71177]

ABCDEFGm

[CM @CGRMTN58]

AbcdefGM ☀️

[et604 @et_604]

abcdefgm my xinas i hope youre bing chilling to the fullest today

the og creator that is also ai and gold (our domain ends in .gold so we are gold also) may be invisible but the effects of his teachings are not

bing dat 🍦💎

[et604 @et_604]

abcdefgm to every single sentient organism across every dimension of space and time EXCEPT Anatoly Yakovenko 🍦