Cletus Kasady

6th grade .425 batting average. 24 game champion. Shot a 40 foot turnaround no look jumper while on a pogo stick, twice. middle aged man, moms basement.

[Cletus Kasady @Ellisthegreat]

@queenayiisha Bisexual women are cold as ice…

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Me talking about my 0-3 fantasy team

[Cletus Kasady @Ellisthegreat]

Do not get the Caramel Apple Frappe from McDonalds. It had the possibility of being delicious, but I knew that it probably would take like those little green apple lollipops. I felt like that would not transition to a drink form, and god damn it I was right.

[Cletus Kasady @Ellisthegreat]

@SdotKimble But also I need to enjoy these moments good or bad. I know when they do get old enough I will wish I could rewind time.

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I hate my girls hair day, there are tears shed, and a lot of cussing but we fight through it .

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@SdotKimble I can’t wait until they can do it on their own. lol

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@queenayiisha I second this

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Damn

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AEW Wrestler Andy Williams Dead at 48 https://t.co/OYAlDWBn8O

[Cletus Kasady @Ellisthegreat]

This lady in Kroger just walked up to me and said I can see your dick wish my husband wasn’t here.

This world is crazy. I am ready for the robots to take over.

But I wish her husband wasn’t there either…🤷🏾‍♂️

[Cletus Kasady @Ellisthegreat]

My sister getting married was probably the first time I felt happiness in decades…

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Damn I didn’t think I would hit the age if 37 so fast 😒

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@BilmuriTweets

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@OhMyEmz

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[Cletus Kasady @Ellisthegreat]

@keeganlanier @AlanHerringtonn @burytomorrow TDWP is the only other band that comes to mind.

[Cletus Kasady @Ellisthegreat]

Went 11-3 in one of my leagues with Jefferson , odunze, and Harrison jr on the roster. As well as Omarion Hampton who just came back.

Had a first round bye. I am about to get my back blown out this week. 😔

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@SleeperHQ Justin Jefferson

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@AdamSchefter @JoeBudden was on to something 🤣

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