TRILL♢MASTER

Probably on a plane somewhere ✈️

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

When National Geographic said the average American would look like this by 2050 I had no idea it's bc most of the population would be descended from Nick Cannon.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Still no answer to this question: Who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage, and purchased themselves a SCOTUS seat?

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

White Woman's Instagram is 1) funny 2) accurate 3) a banger 4) unexpectedly a tear jerker. Bo Burnham’s INSIDE is now streaming on Netflix.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

Bo burnham deserves the cinematography Oscar for white woman’s instagram alone

[lewisjwr ☆★ @lewisjwr]

watching bo thinking about Bo
Burnham’s Burnham’s special
special
#Inside

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

I had a mask on as I stepped off the Floor. An aide with @mtgreenee yelled at me to take my mask off. No one should be bullied for wearing a mask. So I told the bully what I thought of his order. Predictably, he went speechless. I regret I wasn’t more explicit.

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

Breaking via Daily Mail: House Republican Matt Gaetz is expected to be indicted within next few weeks as former Florida official Joel Greenberg is said to have turned on him over sex trafficking of a minor.

[WokeDexterDeShawn @WokeDudeBro]

Hitler: "We must secure a wet ass pussy for the Aryan Race"

[Taylor Rooks @TaylorRooks]

........in the statement, Matt Rowan blames his racist comments and use of the n-word on type 1 diabetes. HE BLAMED RACISM ON HIS SUGAR SPIKE.

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

I realize I'm new to the whole Diabetes thing, but Matt Rowan, when I spike, I don't become the Grand Wizard of the KKK. I usually just get a little hangry.

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

im no fan of him but imagine youre mitt romney and this video is out there and your coworkers are like "nah, we're all good."

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

New: Rep. Jimmy Gomez announced today he will introduce a resolution to expel Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from the U.S. House of Representatives.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

PETER DOOCY: Mr President, what did you talk to Vladimir Putin about?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: You. He sends his best.

[Sam @SamSpicola]

This Black Mirror episode is brought to you by Microsoft.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Jen Psaki is giving the first White House press briefing of the post Kayleigh McEnany Era, and it is SO refreshing not to be treated to a firehose spray of lies.

[Geeky Waffle Network @Geeky_Waffle]

Today we are all Leslie Knope.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

He booked Gaga AND J-Lo. We’re gonna be okay, gays.