Marie

Fiction writer, beauty copywriter, singer, B.A. in English Lit from UCI, loves coffee and sarcasm.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

One of my favorite White House traditions was telling Thanksgiving jokes – which at least I thought were funny.

Here’s a look back at some of my favorites:

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

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[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

Why does Kendrick Lamar sound like @KevinHart4real when he says, “nooo… she wasn’t ready”

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Lilith hopes, as 2021 wanes, that you will decide to adopt a rescue animal. "Unlike children, we will have very minimal college expenses; & we will not write devastating memoirs exposing your secrets. Also, we sleep. A lot."

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: The legal architect of Texas’ abortion ban writes in a Supreme Court brief that if women want to “control” their “reproductive lives,” they can simply “refrain from sexual intercourse,” and that women “choose” unprotected sex because of legal abortion. RT TO EXPOSE HIM!

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

I am anxious af waiting for this #sallyrooney book to release to us common folk

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@nevslin Hugh Jackman, Henry Cavill, Theo James, Matthew Goode..... any one of those will do for me. ;)

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

Why is it that documentary people look like the ones from the discard pile?

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

My dad anytime someone thinks they know more than he does: “I’ve been doing this forever, since before Christ in the Roman times.”

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

Thinking @wearfigs is a better stock option than crypto right now.

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

Just got my signed @mstiefvater book and I can’t wait to dig in. #ravenboys

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

Wax paper is all fun and games until someone loses a calzone.

[Farrar,Straus&Giroux @fsgbooks]

We’re thrilled to share with you the cover for Sally Rooney’s highly anticipated new novel, BEAUTIFUL WORLD, WHERE ARE YOU. #bwway will be published on September 7, 2021.

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

@fsgbooks Omg if you need reviewers, I’m ready to deliver. I’ll get you video, social posts, and a blog for this one.

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

Anyone else over what Demi Lovato thinks about anything? They came for ice cream... I was done then.

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

@OnlineAlison Can’t believe it. Wtf

[American Cancer Society @AmericanCancer]

Starting today, you can make donations to the American Cancer Society with @dogecoin! Your #cryptocurrency 🪙donation is tax-deductible and will help offset the funding shortfall caused by COVID-19. https://t.co/5u8WHsVYTV

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

@Cruz856 @elonmusk What’s your thought on where it goes tonight?

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

What’s going on with #dodgecoin ? Is everyone dropping out before SNL airs? @elonmusk help us poor folks rise up. ;)

[Marie @ElloHoneyBee]

My name isn’t @elonmusk but I keep looking for wonderland #ToTheMoon