New contender for the greatest GTA mod of all time
It's called ViceBounce, and it causes all the game assets to bounce to the beat
You can pick any song you like, just provide it with an mp3
Sooooooo, just so we’re clear, this is what we’re suppose to believe.
“William Chapman”, reportedly a former BBC and ITV child actor, went to the zoo alone, started dancing, filmed the tiger, uploaded the footage, then asked a random woman to photograph him, then ended up jumping 12 feet inside an enclosure with a 200kg Siberian tiger.
(Interestingly, that’s the same reported height Lindsay Clancy fell from, and allegedly the same height Tyler Robinson jumped from. Twelve feet again. What a popular measurement.)
A woman “desperately” tried to stop him, while “witnesses” somehow managed to identify him screaming “stop” and signing “bad” in Makaton during the attack. 🤣Incredible. Apparently, even the fucking tiger attack had with autism subtitles.
Then he died.
Meanwhile, the media have treated us to a fabulous collection of mirror selfies, that are exactly the same dramatic travel photos, and a kitchen portrait featuring a Bible, firearms, a crossbow and an arrow in his mouth.
Makes sense.
Authorities are discouraging circulation of the footage, and the media have already moved on to discussing zoo safety regulations.
I guess it makes sense to people that at a crowded wildlife park, with countless cameras, that there would be ONE video.
What a fucking screenplay. Can’t wait for the BBC adaptation.
Lots of people are talking about the 2 titles we missed out on while Man City were under investigation.
For me our biggest loss was 16/17 when we came 5th & Man City came 3rd, because that one season set us back YEARS!
It turned out to be such a defining season, as it was the first time we missed out on Champions League. It created a domino effect and it took us 6 years to qualify again.
Firstly you have all the CL revenue we missed out on but we’re forgetting the players we couldn’t get.
The main one was that summer when Southampton wanted to sell Van Dijk to us over Liverpool but the player wanted Liverpool for Champions League football & waited until January just to go there. We were a similar level to Liverpool but we had more recent trophy success than them. It was just the CL factor that decided it for him.
There are probably loads of other ones that I’m forgetting.
We developed Ox for years but when he finally started to come good, we couldn’t convince him to renew his contract with one of the reasons being we didn’t have Champions League football.
In hindsight, getting rid of Alexis when we did was a good thing cos he had clearly lost his legs & he was causing so much drama. But it doesn’t change the fact that the club were trying to convince him to renew his contract and one of the stumbling blocks was no Champions League football.
As I said, it created a domino effect, as once you miss out on Champions League one time, you’re likely to miss out again in following seasons which we did. Missing out on CL football again meant our pick of managers to replace Wenger were not as appealing as it could’ve been if we did have CL football & CL money.
I hope there are still people in the club hierarchy that were there back then to make this case, because we need serious compensation for that.
I have been falsely accused and framed as a bad person for simply listening to a bagpiper on stream. A stranger that was following me round pushed a can of drink out of my hand & now I’m the most hated man on the internet recovering death threats every minute.