Ellesmere Port

Ellesmere Port - where everyone does the dirty, and everyone knows who with. #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Being an absolute fucking owl coz yer have no life and just wanna stay up even though you've got fuck all to stay up for #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

The whole port knowing yer shagged someone before you even leave the room with them #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Knowing everyones business about everything coz yer just live in the port #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

'Keep to your side of the brook' #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Gettin a text off the NHS sayin you've got Chlamydia an instantly blamin the last person ya slept with #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Even just textin someone means something nowadays 'ay lad u been sharkin the bird av been textin let's scrap it out' er.. #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Sayin yer live 'near David Lloyds' to people coz yer tryna blag yer not from the Stanney #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Saying you're from 'near chester' when you're on holiday coz no fuckers heard of 'the port'

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Avoiding walkin past the mound on Halloween coz you know you'll get egged to fuck

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Having yer 18th at the Phoenix coz most yer mates are underage #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Bein called a scouser everywhere ya go apart from Liverpool #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Thinkin "Proper miss that place" when walking/driving past Desso #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Steppin outside yer 'ouse to a new Tesco #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

When King Kabs try avin yer off by sendin yer a cab wen ya clearly asked for a car #EportProbs

[Ellesmere Port @EllyPort]

Goin to be the first one to like a birds photo an Danny Barnett beating yer too it #EportProbs

[Hayley Rice @hayll_]

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