“I’m not jealous.”
also him:
who’s that
who liked your picture
why is he following you
why did you follow him
why did he comment
why didn’t you tell me about him
😭
Went out last night and watched a married man flirt with another woman for almost an hour.
Then his wife called.
He answered with “hey baby ❤️”
Sir.
I just watched you create a whole second personality in real time.
I don’t need an expensive gift.
give me flowers without me asking.
remember my coffee order.
notice when I’m quiet.
and don’t make me wonder if you actually like me.
that’s literally more attractive than a designer bag.
A man at the casino told me he was “having a terrible night.”
I asked how much he lost.
He said $18,000.
I said “oh…”
He said “but I won $40 on roulette earlier.”
the male brain is genuinely fascinating.
men love saying “that’s just my friend”
and somehow she knows his favorite food, his childhood trauma, his schedule and exactly what perfume his ex used.
okay bestie.
One thing about Vegas girls…
we will absolutely get dressed up for dinner, spend two hours doing our hair, take 47 pictures and then cancel the dinner because someone said “come to the strip.”
priorities.
I went out for drinks with a guy last night and he spent the entire night telling me how much he hates drama.
then his phone lit up with “baby ❤️”
he looked at it, turned his phone over and said “don’t worry about that.”
Vegas really does provide entertainment everywhere.