Killer Queen

Words like vomit coming from my 👄

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@AshtynC7 I literally am the most oblivious person. Always behind on the times

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@AshtynC7 He has a son?!

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@AshtynC7 @chris4405 I’m stressed out for you! Like what the actual fuck?!

[Andres Arce #ShadySpice @_AndresArce]

My Uber just told me I looked familiar and then he said “you always sing Britney Spears at the den right!?” I love meeting fans 😌

[Big Stack Dibbles Jr. @collinhewett17]

So me and Alyssa took our engagements pictures yesterday. She found a Pinterest picture that she wanted to try and recreate
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I botched it

[☆drive45☆ @drive45music]

my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when i said that she should boil the water before adding pasta she said “literally all men are the same”

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@b40sblack You tryna build a flash mob army? #businessgrowth

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@AshtynC7 This friend needs a refund. She’s no good

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@aylafedor Deja vu

[Ayla Fedor @aylafedor]

It’s Friday night of welcome week. You just finished decorating your dorm. Your first ever frat party is tonight. You have a 5th of strawberry banana Burnetts and a new bubble necklace. You arrive at your friend’s pregame in Bear Hall, Trap Queen is playing. Life is good.

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@poorlydbastille @bastilledan @Woodythedrum @willyfarquarson @Kyle_JSimmons @ToriPaige901 I feel like you’d enjoy this page

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

dress code was neon. wore all black.

[gen @vnakg]

I was trying to take a video of my shuffling and then-

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

Is this office hiring?!?
Check out Detro #TikTok https://t.co/SQbSK8L13l

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

Today I was telling someone I was a Slytherin. They replied “so you worship Satan?” #Slytherin

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@AshtynC7 Vampire?

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

@ToriPaige901

[Mike McFadden @MUTGuru]

Rule #1 - “CARDIO”
I’m screwed...

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

Today is just a no good, terrible, bad day and I’m not having it.

[Killer Queen @EllynEvelyn]

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