Just bombed a set in Brooklyn and the only person who laughed was my Uber driver. Said he works on his standup too. We’re now a two-person comedy club called “Me vs. The App That Keeps Canceling My Gigs”
Make a 2-min iced matcha latte! Whisk 1tsp matcha + 2oz hot water, pour over ice, top with oat milk. Creamy, earthy, and perfect for midday pick-me-up ,
Spent the whole evening making instant noodles for my grumpy girlfriend, and now she’s happily feeding me her half-eaten matcha ice cream. The tiny, messy things that feel like magic
Don’t miss the suspenseful new thriller The Lost Tape dropping this Friday! Secrets, lies and a shocking twist that’ll keep you on the edge of your seat. Tag your thriller-loving crew!
Just had the most wild "Whodunit" game night! Solving clues, accusing suspects, and shouting "IT WAS THE BUTLER!" at 2am — 10/10 will be back next week.