Elma & Rupert Dennis

Elma is a rescue kitty & floof queen, living her best life with cheeky kit RD. Too shy to meow. Loves chasing string, brushing, gardening & bench life 🐾 🌱 🌺

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@Raghad7wr Is this a joke? Thought it was satire. It is all complete bullshit.

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@Sibila42km @MMMDimitrijevic @BowesChay Yeah that’s my point - saying she should hide away in a studio once she is old. She obviously enjoys performing live - good on her. The men don’t get criticised the same. Yeah the surgeries are weird. But each to their own.

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@luv1bun He should be reported and marked for deportation.

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@IfindRetards Agree with the sentiment about the Left.

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@IfindRetards Ffs now do jagger, axl and iggy pop. All also retards. Madonna is in better shape than them. Women are vilified for ageing unless they are suitably aware of their shame - cowed, covered up and quiet. Not my cup of tea but I find her dgaf energy inspiring.

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@KevinDa44861057 @MMMDimitrijevic @BowesChay Because he is a man. It’s called sexism.

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@MMMDimitrijevic @BowesChay Where is Jagger’s “dignity”? Or Iggy Pop? They are both wrinkled and saggy - in much worse shape than Madonna who is still impressive - they don’t get judged “pathetic” because they are men. Have a word with yourself.

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@BowesChay Nonsense. Mick Jagger isn’t called “sad” strutting his stuff at 80. Comments like this really highlight the sexist double standards still existing that punish women.

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@SelmaForrester @kittykareninas Are there any men alive who would say they had “good sex” if they didn’t orgasm?

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

You go Miso

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@temptempy1 @Kana_i4i4_ “Paying and providing”? We’re not in the 1950s.

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@LeeHurstComic @AndyBurnhamGM They should work alright - doing community service. Cleaning graffiti, picking up litter, basic labouring, any low skill task councils need doing. Thousands of fit young men sitting idle - needs to end. Get them grafting hard, under supervision, like the old chain gangs.

[World's Amazing Things @Hana_b30]

Hiding among the flowers as if she is one of them

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@boxedsets Time well spent 😻

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@hadalzoner It’s true. A man can be grumpy, quiet, anti-social, and still accepted fine. A woman like that would be seen as weird and disliked. Really dry wit also seems more acceptable when it’s from a man.

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@tthif Little Spoon

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@vimalcsk99 @PoojaPriyam_ Of course a man’s body receive body fluids - all a woman’s natural discharge and lubricant. The woman’s wet and porous mucus membrane is surrounding his penis the whole of the act. His penis only releases fluid in his brief ejaculate. A man can get “contaminated” by STDs the same

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@Chrisg65101219 @Futuremanbrexit You’ve got a typo mate - needs to
say “Reform” on the second line of the list

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@EvgeniiCaliber @proctosafe She’s 47, not 87! If she is fit and healthy it’s no different to 37. I guess you are a teenager to think 40s is so ancient and decrepit!

[Elma & Rupert Dennis @ElmaAndRupert]

@Zackery007z @Josh05837206 @downbadcomment At least the videos prove she enjoys sucking dick. So you know she’ll suck yours too. And be happy to create porn together. Marry a very inexperienced girl and you might discover she hates it. Then you’ll complain she’s vanilla or bad in bed. Have to think these things through.