Alan Jones' Underpants

When being close to the shite means something. I am a saturated satirist. A Shocking Jock.🐩 Yearning to be a Forklift driver
born 12 december 1954

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

Breaking

Piers Morgan disowns Bazball.

https://t.co/4jMMTF0Iop.
#ashes #ENGvAUS

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

My father passed away this morning.

He voted Yes a week ago.

I said to him on Thursday how I hated the Murdochs for what they have done for the NO.

He said " Don't waste time hating the Murdochs. Just remember The Murdochs hate the Murdochs"

RIP Dad XXXX

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

Just an update

First - Dad is stable -- Stable enough to ask the young Asian intern for her phone number. He thinks there's a date night.

Second -- he wants you to know that this account was 3 people. Him, Rosemary, who now has dementia and keith who passed away recently

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

Dad Update. He is stable.

I sat with him last night and watched the Matildas.

Afterwards he said "I suppose the men will do the right thing now and take a pay cut"

Thanks again for all the kind wishes

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

Thank you all for your kind words.

I am a bit overwhelmed. I read some out to my father. He smiled. He is stable now and even improved a little.

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

Hi all

I am @ElmerRudd 's daughter. He is leaving here as he is deeply unwell. He says thank you to all the friends he made here and only wishes he can live long enough to vote yes and help Australia become a better place.

Thanks.

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@SquigglyRick @carmen_seaby That Rick is deeply unfair to mister morrison

How do we know he was involved at all?

It could have been, and was highly likely one of the other scott morrison's

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@Nutsportbowler @piersmorgan @StuartBroad8 My first thought then Fred Trueman -- Gough? Alec bedser, Snow? Brian Statham, botham and the bloke up the other end Anderson was/is pretty handy

Jesus can some wankers just settle down a bit -- broad was better than most but BTW his not walking when Agar got him was a disgrace

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BREAKING

England Wins "World's Greatest Wankers".

"It will sit nicely on the trophy shelf alongside our awards for "Europe's Biggest Knobs" (Awarded for Brexit), and the Universe's Best Hypocrites for all the colonial killing stuff", Chief Wanker @piersmorgan whined!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

That was the best ever Ashes series, and this guy is one of the best ever England players & captains. Congrats ⁦@benstokes38⁩ - you led from the front and you & your team thrilled & entertained us all.
Love love LOVE your attacking philosophy. 👍

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

Just like @piersmorgan facing @BrettLee_58
#TearsMorgan

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Storks keep cool by excreting on their own legs.

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@Kangaroo_Court @CorruptNSW @NACCgovau @ClareONeilMP @YouTube No its not -- jesus ease up -- Let them do their work

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@kity_katz @frankbcdn @slpng_giants_oz nothing changes -- here's geelong magistate James Kilgour getting away with getting a maid pregnant
https://t.co/tArDL84IMo

time @GreaterGeelong changed a street name methinks as part of reconciliation

here's kilgour killing aborigines

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@piersmorgan The Fuhrer Piers Morgan and his Bazball Downfall.

https://t.co/BxsT8kBaVs

#ashes #ENGvAUS #tearsmorgan

📷

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@ozziewiltshire https://t.co/4jMMTF0Iop.

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@renshaw_gary https://t.co/4jMMTF0Iop.

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@therealslymer yes

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

And Thus for services to Australian Cricket he was Knighted to be forever known as Sir Johnny Dropalot

#SirJohnnyDropalot #Ashes2023 #ENGvsAUS #crying

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

BREAKING

Bairstow's Nappy doubles as Hanky for Tears Morgan
#Ashes2023

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@raghavv_01 @piersmorgan @BBCNews @BBCWorld @BBCBreaking https://t.co/4jMMTF0Iop.

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@richo_1973 https://t.co/4jMMTF0Iop.

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@ozziewiltshire https://t.co/4jMMTF0Iop.

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

BREAKING

Bairstow's Nappy doubles as Hanky for Tears Morgan
#Ashes2023

[Alan Jones' Underpants @ElmerRudd]

@therealslymer very good -- youll enjoy this
https://t.co/4jMMTF0Iop.