Elmo

Little red devil with love and sometimes murder in his heart. Account ran by the bitchiest smart-ass you'll meet
#parodyaccount

[Elmo @ElmoInDenial]

Lalalala, lalalala
Elmo's world
Pickup the knife, let's sacrifice to
Elmo's world
Elmo loves his goldfish
His crayons too
Dadada'
That's elmo's WORLD
YEAH

[Elmo @ElmoInDenial]

It's almost Christmas! That means more icicle shivs to give to the children down the street!

Mr. Noodle loves watching them fight in the street while Elmo paints the walls with their blood!

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Elmo thinks there's no hope.

But that's okay because Elmo loves coloring with his red crayon! It's a little drippy from the homeless man Elmo shanked, but it still colors pretty good

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Elmo tripped on a stick and scraped his knee. It started bleeding, so he asked Mr. Noodle for a bandaid, but the only thing he could find in his pants was pocket lint! Elmo is going to use this rotten decaying squirrel he found in a tree to tie around his knee.

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Elmo took a walk in the woods with Mr. Noodle to see if we could find a friendly deer to play with! But we only found a bag full of human remains next to a half buried hatchet. Elmo decided to play with those instead, but as he walked around more, he got lost!

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#NewProfilePic

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@JustinShitposts Ooc- bro I've been begging her to revamp the account and continue posting. She always says she will soon but she's also managing a company, so it's a little much 🤣

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No Twitter, Elmo does not want to use NFTs for his profile picture. Elmo wants to draw on the walls with crayon, take a walk with Mr. Noodle, sacrifice the neighbor's kid, and sing a song!

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@AaronFromSW A is for Apple! B is for Bear! C is for clap! D is for Don't you dare Clap that Bear's ass and take its Apple or he'll maul you to death and eat your corpse after brutally mutilating it! E is for Elmo because Elmo loves you!

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@AaronFromSW The kool-aid man thinks otherwise. One time he rammed through Elmo's living room wall and started strangling Mr Noodle while using his immense weight to step on and crush the stash of newborns that Elmo definitely didn't keep stored under his bed while he screamed "OH YEAH!"

[Elmo @ElmoInDenial]

Currently cropping every good tweet of Elmo's to make a scrapbook of the good old days. He's got hundreds to go through. But he wants to, in case this account is ever taken down for any reason.

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@MoniSuperiority Haha Thanks! Elmo enjoys it! He doesn't have the time to accidently set fire to orphanages by overusing their toasters unfortunately, but he does make a few dollars for extra ice cream at the end of the week!

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It's been quite a while since Elmo's been on, if you're still active come say hello!

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@MoniSuperiority Elmo has some wet clothes, which hole does Elmo put them in?

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Hello!