Elmo Musk

CEO of something that vaguely resembles Twitter. I drive a Chevy Volt. Juggalo/Swiftie/Freelance gynecologist and attorney at law. It/That. STRICTLY NO MINORS.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

.@DanhausenAD how much human monies will it cost me for you to curse the Green Bay Packers?

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

.@EASPORTSCollege I think I speak for most if not all of us, when I say let us use team builder teams without having to replace an existing team. #CFB26

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. #WrestleMania #WWEHOF #CMPunk #BretHart #WWE #Wrestlemania41

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

@netflix Do something about your damn servers. This buffering is ridiculous

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

I have a very important question.

Should I wear my @taylorswift13 shirt to the @Metallica show tomorrow at @SoldierField ???

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Big relief knowing that Facebook is down for everyone, and I didn't get Zucc'd again. Thanks Twitter for putting my mind at ease. Had a mini panic attack.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Didja know your #Glock has a built-in lollipop holder? Ya know so your hands don't get sticky. #2a #ShotShow24 #ShotShow #Candy #guns

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

🧛🏻‍♂️🖤

[sadgirl🩶 @sad_girl317]

when he leaves handprints on your ass 🤭🧛🏻🩶

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

I always imagine bringing home a new gun after clearing the waiting period is how parents feel bringing home their newborn from the hospital.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

You vs. The guy she tells you not to worry about.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Treat yourself to something special this Christmas...

[sadgirl🩶 @sad_girl317]

just sent the best picture of my holes to my subs on OF, yall should definitely subscribe for christmas 🎄😘💦

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Check her out. All the content is 🔥🔥🔥

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Wonder who's handprint that is...😈😋

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

@sad_girl317 Frfr 💯 shit goes hard. We need. 🔥

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Let's talk about drilling the third hole. 😉😏😈 #Guns #AR15 #2A #ButtStuff

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

#Glock with a #switch don't tell the feds tho.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

Kumquat.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

@whitesox You mean the rain that passed through already, three hours before the game? This is ridiculous.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

@JellyRoll615 Me and my homie Eiffel Towered a midget once while bumping WW&WH. Shit was mad ill. Good times, good times.

[Elmo Musk @ElmoMusk69420]

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