$ELMO IS BACK AND GETTING CTO'D!
UPDATED SOCIALS, NOW WITH OPEN TG & NEW WEBSITE
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$Kermit asked Elmo to help him “optimize his day,” so Elmo scheduled snacks, breaks, more snacks, and one short nap. Kermit approved immediately. #kermit#solana
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Elmo overheard $Kermit telling a frog joke so bad even the tadpoles would’ve groaned. Elmo clapped anyway because that’s friendship. #sesamestreet#kermit
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Elmo caught $Kermit reading self-help books about being more “ribbitly efficient,” and now they’re both giving each other TED Talks. #kermit#sesamestreet
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$Kermit asked Elmo to help him practice “serious frog energy,” so Elmo brought snacks and motivational quotes instead. Somehow it worked. #flipthefrog#sol
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Elmo tried to help $Kermit pick out a new wallet on #sol today, but Kermit insisted he only trusts lily-pad storage solutions. Elmo’s still laughing about it. #kermit#sol
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Elmo spent the whole morning reorganizing his stickers and now swears he runs the “Elmo Art Exchange,” where every shiny sticker is worth at least one good vibe. #sesamestreet#solana
Elmo and $Kermit held an emergency meeting to determine if popcorn counts as dinner and the vote was unanimous #flipthefrog#kermit#sol
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Elmo asked $Kermit to help him evaluate which candle scent smells the most like “a productive Tuesday” #sol#kermit
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Elmo told $Kermit he needed help choosing a responsible-looking pen and they ended up rating 14 of them #kermit#flipthefrog
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Elmo and $Kermit spent half the afternoon categorizing snacks by “emotional impact per bite” and it changed everything #solana#kermit
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Elmo asked $Kermit for help deciding which blanket arrangement communicates “productive adulting” #flipthefrog#kermit#solana
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